All Signs Point to Divorce for Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren

By Sam Brand Posted Dec 16th 2009 08:25PM

First Elin Nordegren was spotted on the town unfettered by a wedding band. Then movers were seen backing into Tiger Woods' Windermere, FL home. Now rumors abound that Elin is leaving Tiger. Sources say the divorce is all but official. And Elin already has a meeting planned with a famed California divorce lawyer. Can't say we didn't see this coming.

Tiger Woods Divorce – All signs point to an impending and very official end to Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods' 5 year marriage. Should we ever have assumed this saga could end any other way? OK, the scandal isn't quite over until Tiger wins his next Masters or else sails away on his yacht never to be seen again. But this development (once it's made official as is reported to happen just after the new year) is one little loose end all tied up.

Elin Leaving Tiger – There are no Tigers in Sweden. The species is historically confined to Southeast Asia (Bengal Tiger), Siberia (Siberian Tiger), Las Vegas (Magic Tiger, Cheating Tiger) and various golf courses and gated communities throughout the globe (Cheating Tiger). "Elin is going to Sweden soon," a source told PEOPLE today, claiming she'd be taking the two kids along for the ride. "Two stewardesses and one pilot are in Sweden with the plane now getting it ready to come pick them up." It's unclear if the anonymous source is the same person who initially broke the divorce news to PEOPLE on Tuesday.

Theresa Rogers – Was mistress No. 14 the last straw? We'll never know, at least not until Elin Nordegren writes her book. And if we were Elin, we'd probably be too humiliated (and too rich) to ever publish everything we knew about our hubby's infidelity. You'll have to be satisfied with knowing that Rogers, Tiger's oldest and longest-lasting side dish, was, if not the last straw, certainly one of very many. And as they say, very many straws break the camel's back. Or something like that.

Sorrell Trope – London's Mirror claims Tiger owns a fortune worth £337.5 million. That's roughly 550 million US Dollars. The British rag also claims Elin Nordegren intends to hire famed celebrity divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope to pry that fortune away from her cheating husband. Why Trope? For one, the 82-year-old courtroom vet works out of California, where a "no-fault divorce" law splits a union's possessions right down the middle. It doesn't hurt that Trope has represented splitting A-listers like Cary Grant, Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage and Britney Spears.

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Wednesday 16 December

By ThumperGal

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You go Elin. I used to think Tiger was A#1, but now he has forever tarnished himself. He is still a brillant golfer in my book, but as a man and human, he is lower than a snake's belly.

By leroy

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Tiger`s better off with that babymaker..She does`nt know how good she had it with "The World`s Greatest Golfer".Now without her leaching off him, Tiger can really play the field and find a real woman..UH UH UH ..

By arizonaoso

Leroy you are one of the dumbest I have seen, you just proved it....dumbass

By RonJo

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You got that right, Thumper. That goes show having a lot of money can be a curse at times.

By Hugh

Elin is doing what any self-respecting woman would do-leave him! This is turning into a soap opera.
Who needs to watch those contrived and (usually) poorly acted soaps when we have more drama in real life? We've got Mark Sanford, Larry Craig, John Ensign and now, the daddy of them all - Tiger Woods! Not to mention that the whole country is on the edge of their seats waiting to see when Oprah is going to swallow the City of Cleveland! Who needs soaps?

Thursday 17 December

By Elvin

I totally agree, I used to like Tiger, but I have no respect for a man that cheats on his family. He should be banned from the gentelman's game of golf.

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Friday 18 December

By Old BEAR

She's not going anywhere....
Where else can she find a black man with a job?

By Daryl

It is pretty simple......Elin says, "Hmmmm, do I stay with my womanizing husband who made my family and I look like a bunch of clowns, or do I take 300 Million dollars of his money and start over"........Would that really be a tough decision for any woman scorned? I think not!

By Kimbles

He could screw a tree if he wanted and then beat my a** all the way down the street for 300 million dollars. I would then be....buh bye!

By Cincinnati Rick

However much he deserves to lose a wadd, pre-nups are pre-nups. I understand that it may be renegotiated but it's asinine to be talking about the magic some California divorce lawyer is going to pull off like a 50/50 split when there is a prenup.

By Mark

Sorry Daryl, but, uhm... AND THIS GOES FOR EVERY OTHER TYPICAL GREEDY, SPITEFUL WOMAN OUT THERE - the soon-to-be ex-wife ain't getting Tiger's fortune, NO
WHERE CLOSE. Unlike Paul McCartney, Tiger and his people were smart. Oh, she'll get some asinine, HUGE monthly amount for child support (and perhaps alimony), but the settlement and property will be a FRACTION of what this good, fun-loving, wonderful athlete is worth. MEN WILL ALWAYS RULE THE WORLD. Beautiful women (and women in general) are here for one thing. Amen.

By Don't Think So

You are a blithering dumb ass moron. Go away.

By jwa

You are good for one thing and that's the position of president of the American Society of Morons.

By janilee

Mark, You are a moron. She will hopefully get half of everything that he has, and I hope that she moves on to BIGGER and BETTER things, like a good man who doens't CHEAT. She deserves half of his money,for what the cheating CREEP put her through. Oh, and I will bet big money that no pretty woman has ever looked at you twice, which is why you are so hateful and bitter against women. SUCKS to be you!

Janilee,
Pleeeeeeze, it's soooo obvious. You just hate it, despise it, THAT THE MAN IS PROTECTED! OOOOOH!!
I know it hurts. Now live with it and move on.
By the way, my wife is one of the most beautiful
people walking this planet. And she cooks, cleans,
and washes my dirty underwear very, very well. My
girlfriend thinks she's quite smart too.
God Bless.

By garth

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By Mark's :girlfriend"

Mark: HA! I'm sure that your "wife" and "girlfriend" are about as real as Tiger's fidelity. With your attitude, no woman (except maybe a blow-up) would remain in your "little" world.
Perhaps Tiger will keep some of his fortune and his talent. People's respect? Not so much.

By christa

Man have not ruled the world since Eve was created, Idiot

Christa, you're funny.
Now get in the kitchen and make me some cookies!
I'll be home around 2am. Got a big meeting
tomorrow.

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