All Signs Point to Divorce for Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren

By Sam Brand Posted Dec 16th 2009 08:25PM

First Elin Nordegren was spotted on the town unfettered by a wedding band. Then movers were seen backing into Tiger Woods' Windermere, FL home. Now rumors abound that Elin is leaving Tiger. Sources say the divorce is all but official. And Elin already has a meeting planned with a famed California divorce lawyer. Can't say we didn't see this coming.

Tiger Woods Divorce – All signs point to an impending and very official end to Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods' 5 year marriage. Should we ever have assumed this saga could end any other way? OK, the scandal isn't quite over until Tiger wins his next Masters or else sails away on his yacht never to be seen again. But this development (once it's made official as is reported to happen just after the new year) is one little loose end all tied up.

Elin Leaving Tiger – There are no Tigers in Sweden. The species is historically confined to Southeast Asia (Bengal Tiger), Siberia (Siberian Tiger), Las Vegas (Magic Tiger, Cheating Tiger) and various golf courses and gated communities throughout the globe (Cheating Tiger). "Elin is going to Sweden soon," a source told PEOPLE today, claiming she'd be taking the two kids along for the ride. "Two stewardesses and one pilot are in Sweden with the plane now getting it ready to come pick them up." It's unclear if the anonymous source is the same person who initially broke the divorce news to PEOPLE on Tuesday.

Theresa Rogers – Was mistress No. 14 the last straw? We'll never know, at least not until Elin Nordegren writes her book. And if we were Elin, we'd probably be too humiliated (and too rich) to ever publish everything we knew about our hubby's infidelity. You'll have to be satisfied with knowing that Rogers, Tiger's oldest and longest-lasting side dish, was, if not the last straw, certainly one of very many. And as they say, very many straws break the camel's back. Or something like that.

Sorrell Trope – London's Mirror claims Tiger owns a fortune worth £337.5 million. That's roughly 550 million US Dollars. The British rag also claims Elin Nordegren intends to hire famed celebrity divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope to pry that fortune away from her cheating husband. Why Trope? For one, the 82-year-old courtroom vet works out of California, where a "no-fault divorce" law splits a union's possessions right down the middle. It doesn't hurt that Trope has represented splitting A-listers like Cary Grant, Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage and Britney Spears.

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Friday 18 December

By Barbie

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Mark I feel sorry for the woman who carried you inside her belly for 9 months. I can only imagine how much respect you have for your mother or any other woman who dares entering your life.

By Mark

Hello Barbie, let's go party
UH UH Uh Yeaaaah!!
(You so pretty.)

Tuesday 05 January

By dorinda

You are a loser. You will never have as much money as her, that's for sure.

Wednesday 16 December

By Dark Gable

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If he had not married her she would have just been another of his blond freaks!

And, if he was a security guard at Wal Mart would she have married him? Hell no!

When you marry for cash this is what happens!

By mo

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it is best if she leaves him.just based on all of the women he has been with I don't think he will change.so if she finds this too painfu she should move on .I would think by now she has gone to the doctor to have her and the kids checked out.since he was not one to use protection he set his wife up to get hiv.

By d

I hate to see them split but I don't blame her at all~~~

If you want to be a swinger, you should make sure that you 'are single first'

By Stella

Tiger may be a slime, but they do have a legal prenup. It's a little late in the game to 'renegotiate'. As far as California, they live in Florida. All Erin wants is money at this point. She deserves something, but not half of Tiger's fortune.

Hey Don't Think So.

The truth hurts eh? LICK MINE HONEY! (_I_)

By C. Jay

I predict Tiger will "Sewyercide" in 6-months.

By Hank

I hope Elin gets every single penny. Tiger should walk the face of the earth the rest of his days with shame and embarrasment,not the glorified king of hitting a ball into a hole...big deal...He's lower than dirt.

Thursday 17 December

By Ed

What do you think about Charlie Sheen? Tiger is not half as bad as he is.

By aselan

I just couldnt understand how anyone could feel like having sex upon news of their fathers death and funeral. Tiger should have held off marriage until he was 38 or 40..very sad. These women are dogs and whores for telling and extorting. Men will hat
e women even more now.

By jake

been listening to all sides, but it is funny how we are all so quick to judge! nobody knows how the marriage was, before during or after all this came out. it could be true that tiger was and is as he seems to be. but it might be viewed different if his wife was not as she seems. in no way am i defending his actions. just wondering why we all are so quick to judge and jump in these shark invested waters. hopefully, she just needs a break to put this into perspective and they can work it out. i am sure most or all of us have been in a situation where we have regretted our actions and a little understanding would go a long way.

By dumbneasy

Elin! First, take half his money and then sue him for a full platter of lifelong "What if's." I mean c'mon! 14 women? What are the chances of picking up a disease from just one of Tiger's extra-curricular sex partners. Staying true, shouldn't cost you.

By Iamginethat

Get a life, people. Tiger Wood's life is NOT tied up in any way with yours and whatever happens (divorce, etc.) it won't make any difference in anyone's life but his, his wife's and their kids. Especially the kids and that is really the shame of it. Otherwise, get on with your lives and find something else with which to concern yourselves.

By muftbl

Iamginethat- my my my...i guess that you will never learn! Please take your own advice and GET A LIFE and stop trolling Tiger Woods forums telling everyone not to care! Why do you care if people care about this or any story? Do you really understand how silly/dumb you sound when you are on forums telling everyone that it does not matter what happens to TW and it won't affect their lives? If it does not matter then why are you on here to telling everyone it does not matter. Why waste your time telling everyone not to worry about it on a subject you deem useless? I'll tell you why you are a narcissists!

I have seen your type a million times..."I am smarter then everybody else, I will just tell them how smart I am!", "nobody sees it like I do". I got news for you pal stop worrying about other peoples business and get back to your job at McDonald's because the fries are getting overcooked!!

By dang1067

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She ain't gonna file no divorce! All of jacks would like that, but she ain't gonna do it!!!

Tiger is a billionaire, no blondie is dumb enough to file a divorce with a billionaire! No way!!!

So what if he fvcked multiple blondies, and that's just what it is, FVCKED not loved...

By jack

any women with self respect would walk out on this guy,great golfer ,very poor example of a man and human

By C.B

Sorry Mark, but none of this would be happening if Tiger kept it in his pants. All I ever hear from you idiot men is that women are good for one thing, and we do like sex, but men (not all), are lame in the sack. So I guess the one thing you men are good for is money, perform better in bed then you'll have two things your good for. Oh, and Thanks for ruling the world, now that's it a big mess.

By Fran

WAY TO GO C.B. YOU HIT IT ON THE NAIL!!!

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