Tiger Woods' sex scandal is, like, the biggest thing to hit the Internet since that dancing baby gif. Perhaps it's presumptuous of us to assume you missed out on anything that went down. But you're a human, and you've gotta blink every once in a while. This is the very eventful week that was for the world's greatest golfer.Tiger Woods: Week In Review - Athlete of the Decade, HGH Rumors, Dropped Sponsors
By Sam Brand Posted Dec 18th 2009 07:28PM
Tiger Woods' sex scandal is, like, the biggest thing to hit the Internet since that dancing baby gif. Perhaps it's presumptuous of us to assume you missed out on anything that went down. But you're a human, and you've gotta blink every once in a while. This is the very eventful week that was for the world's greatest golfer.Sunday – Dec. 13:
Accenture Cuts Ties with Tiger - Business consulting firm Accenture PLC becomes the first major sponsor to drop Tiger from its payroll. After evaluating "the circumstances of the last two weeks," the company determined Tiger is "no longer the right representative."
Monday – Dec. 14:
Elin Pumps Gas Sans Ring - E! Online and various other sources publish pictures of Elin Nordegren pumping gas without her wedding band. Nobody is shocked yet everyone flocks for a viewing.
Tiger Doc in Trouble – The New York Times reports Canadian Dr. Anthony Galea is under investigation for providing performance-enhancing drugs to professional athletes. Galea is said to have paid several house calls to Tiger while the golfer recovered from knee surgery in 2008.
Tuesday – Dec. 15:
Chuck Clucks – TNT basketball analyst, former baller, and Tiger's friend Charles Barkley says he hasn't spoken to Woods since the Nov. 27 car crash. "I've been trying to get to him and can't get to him," Barkley said in an interview scheduled to air on HLN Sunday. "Hey, man, we love you," Barkley continued. "If you need anything, pick up the phone."
Upper Deck Holds Tight – The sports card maker announces it is sticking by Tiger's side.
Wednesday – Dec. 16:
Athlete of the Decade – Woods receives 56 of 142 votes cast by members of the U.S. press to beat out Lance Armstrong and Roger Federer for the honor. More than half of the ballots are returned after the Nov. 27 accident that kicked off Tiger's sex scandal. "I didn't think that was enough to change my vote," Mike Strain, sports editor for the Tulsa World tells reporters. "I thought he was a transcendent sports figure."
Thursday – Dec. 17:
Golfer of the Year – The Golf Writers Association names Woods the male Player of the Year, after he wins 6 times in 17 events and takes home the season-long FedEx Cup title.
Friday – Dec. 18:
Tag Drops Tiger – Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer kills its deal with Woods. CEO Jean-Christophe Babin says, "We recognize Tiger Woods as a great sportsman, but we have to take account of the sensitivity of some consumers in relation to recent events."
Off the HGHook – In the first good news for Tiger in a long time, The Buffalo News reports that Tiger Woods is not part of the criminal investigation into Dr. Anthony Galea, who allegedly provided PDEs to professional athletes. According to a source close to the investigation, "other athletes – but not Woods – could potentially wind up in trouble as a result of the federal investigation."
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Of course he is the athlete of the decade...he is a champion at TWO sports: Golf and the Broad Jump!
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaahaha. Bo what an athelete Tiger is.
Athlete of the year, alright! And he played golf too!
Tiger is singing this song.
I guess I just lost my Wifey
I don't know where she went
So I'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay her rent (nope)
So what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
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fkatala, you have way too much time on your hands.
enough with this bs. i wish the military a merry christmas and a happy new year.
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You are SO RIGHT Charles...ENOUGH.. I live in NYC and Tiger has been on the FRONT pages of NYC newspapers for 20 straight days now..Thats 3 days so far MORE then the 9/11 WTC attacks on our city..Just goes to show where media priorities are...Can't wait to get the Sunday News tomorrow...Happy Hollidays to ALL our men and women in the service.
To: Tiger Woods and all of his Sponsers....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! SUCH "BIG" LOSERS !
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To: wayne...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! WHAT A NON-CONTRIBUTING ZERO!
I was wondering how Tiger put on 30 pounds since he joined the tour. Eg. Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire..
etc..No they didnt use steroids either did they?
ESPN, time for the before and after pics..........
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IM REALLY SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS GUY...........AND HAVE BEEN LONG BEFORE HIS FALL FROM GRACE............JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS .......WHO EXPECTS THAT HE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND EXPECTS ....AND USUALLY RECEIVES SPECIAL TREATMENT....ENOUGH ALREADY
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I think enough is enough the coverage over Tiger Woods. He and his family are going through a lot right now and I don't think the media needs to keep saying or showing something about it. He admitted what he did and now his wife is divorcing him, so life goes on. I think all of you "Media" people need to clean around your back doors and clean the skeletons out of your closets. You are just making money on the coverage, remember your past and what you are doing right now, like an affair could show up at your front door anytime. So be careful how you keep putting Tiger down and write or covering it. Knock Knock! Who's there?
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Tiger, player of the year. Well deserved. He played with Mindy and played with Holly, and Jaimee and Cori, and . . . Way to go Tiger
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I am sure Tiger is using steroids and/or HGH....How else would he pack on 30 lbs of muscle to his scrawny frame in less than a year? Do those drugs help him play golf? I seriously doubt it. What ever the case may be, he went from hero to zero and the one award they forgot to give him is "Douchebag of the Year."
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As far as I know there are no steroid or HGH testing for golfers. There is a unwritten test that all fans have and keep. Tiger has joined Barry Bond, Mark McGuire, and Sammy Sosa into the pit of the record book asterisk controversy.
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Tyger Tyger burning bright
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Tiger and O'Bama trade places (They kinda look alike anyway). So, when we get screwed by the new president at least we get paid, and this give O'Bama a shot at the Nobel Prize for Golf (plus he might like the cheap blonds, for a change of pace!)
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Tiger Woods has just screwed up golf for a billion married male golfers. No guy will be able to spend 5 hours doing ANYTHING. All married guys will have curfews. Thanks a lot, Tiger, you idiot.
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"Tiger Woods PGA Whore 10" is getting rave reviews. Go out and get one now while supplies last!!
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Leave the guy alone for Gods sake!!!
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