Celebrity Mate-Ups: Who We'd Match For Super Babies

Brett Favre / Ann Coulter - His "will he/won't he retire" wishy-washiness drives us crazy, but his child would inherit Coulter's tunnel vision, thus producing a kid who could make a decision one way or the other. Also, Brett's on fire this year, so take that, pro-retirement crowd!




Jared Fogle from Subway / Amy Winehouse – Both have had documented problems with massive ingestion of substances that aren't particularly good for you.

But as a man who conquered his enormous appetites through unorthodox treatments, Jared may be the only one capable of getting Winehouse to settle down and produce a normal, stable home life for their children. And, Amy -- he's Jewish!

Taylor Swift / Barack Obama – She won a Country Music Award for female vocalist of the year even though she sings with Auto-tune. He won a Nobel Peace Prize while escalating an already-happening war. They would produce children that would learn that all that glitters is not gold.


Miley Cyrus / Clay Aiken – We know, we know -- it will never happen. But someone who built a career based on a double life and someone who built a career while leading a double life must be able to make sweet music on some level. Huh? Huh?



LeBron James / Lindsay Lohan – No one stops LeBron when he drives the lane. The police stop Lindsay when she drives across lanes. Ergo, their children would be infused with a perfect balance of motor skills.

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