Tiger Woods Rumors: Rehab, Plastic Surgery, Mistress Mingling

By Sam Brand Posted Dec 29th 2009 11:25PM

Has it really been a week since we last heard a major update on the biggest sports story of the year? Indeed, it has. But that doesn't mean nothing has happened. Though Tiger Woods is still burrowed in his Florida lair (or is he? Click through to find out...), and despite the mistress count staying put at a, um, modest 14, the scandal carries on.

With gossip rags reportedly willing to shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars for Tiger photos, and fans just as desperate to lay their eyes on them, you better believe the biggest question of the moment is just where the man might be.

'Entertainment Tonight' says Tiger is exactly where you'd expect him to be: Palm Beach, Florida. And he's most likely living on his yacht, appropriately named "Privacy." But not all is as you'd expect – namely, he's reportedly towing along some unexpected company.

"Tiger and reported mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel were spotted holding hands and mingling with about three hundred other partygoers Sunday night inside a private mansion," according to an ET source. The news isn't entirely improbable. Uchitel's mom, socialite Susan Bishop owns a house nearby.

But X17 says Tiger is nowhere to be found in Florida. The online gossip rag claims he's in Arizona recovering from reconstructive surgery on his face. X17 cites a message from retired sports reporter Furman Bisher, who claims to have knowledge that Elin Nordegren approached her hubby after finding a text from Rachel Uchitel in the early morning following Thanksgiving, and then attacked him with a 9-iron.

"When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side," Bisher writes.

The former sports editor for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution may be right. Tiger hasn't been spotted in public since the fateful Nov. 27 incident. Nobody knows to what degree Woods was injured.

X17 continues, "we wouldn't be surprised to learn that he was hiding out somewhere like a rehab facility in Arizona. I mean, why not keep a low profile, let your face heal and treat your sex (and possible drug) addiction all at once?"

Nobody, it appears, has any idea where Tiger is or what he is up to.

Tags: elin nordegren, ElinNordegren, fuman bisher, FumanBisher, mistress, plastic surgery, PlasticSurgery, rachel uchitel, RachelUchitel, rehab, tiger woods, TigerWoods

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Tuesday 29 December

By leroy

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THE WORLD`S GREATEST GOLFER IS STILL THE KING !! UH UH UH FIRST AGAIN !! WHAT ?? WHAT ?? WHAT ??

Thursday 04 February

By gary

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instead of worrying about this crab, you should be worrying about your country.

By EliyahM45

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A LION WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HIS WIFE, BUT A TIGER WOOD,, LOL=]

that is so true. you should try out for the funny papers.

By judejaded

somehow liberals and obama will have something to do w/this thread. both obama and tiger aren't liberal to anyone w/an education, an attn. span and a brain, but..well, believe the hype imbeciles...one-handed jude has spoken.

Wednesday 30 December

By bon

Your a freak! What does Obama have to do with anything in this article. You are a hater and consumed by Obama that's obvious. Go to Fox news and spew your hatred they will appreciate it!

Tuesday 05 January

By Lack Luster

Tiger is not a liberal or a Democrat. He refused to speak at an event for Obama's inauguration. He did speak at something for veteran's in honor of his dad, but that was it. He wants nothing to do with President Obama.
Tiger is atypical of many conservatives (Republicans), self-rightous, pious, arrogant, power hungry, hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!

here's a thought: why isn't elin in jail for re-arranging tigers face? answer: tiger is actually a bigger man than any of you nimrods think. he just should've stayed single..

By Hope

Hey dumb ass dimwits, nitwits, dumb ass pathetic sorry ass neo cons: yeah, we know it is always the liberals fault. You seem to have forgotten your pathetic neo con phony patriots, phony american politcians: Foley the pedophile; Sanford the lush after his latina lolita; Viker who couldn't keep his pants zipped up for the hookers; Ensign who couldn't keep his pants zipped up with his friend's wife and then had to have his mommy/daddy write off some bribe checks, yada, yada, yada, yada. Guess it is ok if the neo con politcians have a little fun on the side with their chickadees because they are christians and need the help a good woman on the side to boost their ego. Stupid is as stupid does. Why don't you get your head out of the sand and use your God given brains to think for once in your sorry ass pathetic life ??????????????????????????

Thursday 31 December

By Jean

And what about BILL???!!!

By MICKEY

They're working on a cure for you, hang on.

By James

Hope.....ever thought of changing your name to 'Hopeless?'

By Rem

Barney Frank enough said.

I love left wing morons.

You go! That was the best response of them all!

By STEVE

YEA NOT JUST A NEO CON CHRISTIAN THING. RIGHT CLINTON!! JACKASS

By jelen

Hope, please don't hold back tells us how you really feel...LMAO

By john

EliyahM45 that was funny LOL

By GEESZABS

WHO REALLY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS GUY ANYMORE................IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT AND READING ABOUT HIS EXPLOITS............JUST ANOTHER LOSER WHO THINKS JUST CUZ HE IS WELL KNOWN............CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS...............HE IS GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES

By dpeddyns

who really gives a fk?

By Doug

Shut up and leave the man alone. This is not news reporting! May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your armpits!!!!!

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