Does anyone remember the days when sex tapes actually had, you know, sex in them? These days, it seems that anyone with a modicum of name recognition can film themselves kissing someone in their underwear and before you know it, it becomes hyped across the internet as a "sex tape."

Case in point, Carmen Electra's recent "sex tape," which contains no actual sex (just some smooching and Carmen dancing around in skimpy underwear), and the McSteamy/Gayheart "threesome sex tape", which features 'Grey's Anatomy' star Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche passing around a video camera half naked in a hot tub, but contains neither a threesome nor sex.