Jonas Brothers Headed to Splitsville?

By Rob Shuter Posted Dec 30th 2009 07:05AM

Oh, our teenage hearts are shattering into a billion little long-haired pieces! With one brother married and the next planning on becoming the next king of pop, an impending Jonas Brothers split may be in store for 2010. But what about the children?! Details on the Jonas drama, plus the real reason Tyra Banks quit TV and the Angie vs. Jen showdown everyone's been waiting for.

Jonas Brothers Split Coming?

Someone call tween 911 -- there is trouble with a capital 'T' in Jonasworld. "Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group," a family insider tells me. "Kevin's heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!" (Hubba, hubba!)

But before poor Danielle gets the Yoko Ono treatment, let's remember that there are plenty more talented Jonas kids floating around. Besides, isn't it really all about adorable Nick?

And therein lies the rub.

"Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it," a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour." Nick insists this is something that can definitely co-exist with the Jonas Brothers ... which reminds me of what Diana Ross told the Supremes!

Oh, how we love some good teen dreamboat drama in the morning! But seriously, best of luck to the Jonas boys, wherever they wind up.

The Real Reason Tyra Quit

Tyra Banks' announcement that she was quitting her chit chat show didn't have the same earth-shattering impact as when Queen Oprah announced she would be leaving TV, and that was exactly what Tyra wanted. "She announced it over the holidays through her Web site hoping it wouldn't get that much attention because she doesn't want folks talking about the real reason her show is coming to an end: No one is watching!" revealed a media insider.

Although Tyra isn't the first person who comes to mind when I think about press-shy celebrities, I hope she will be back to her old, basking-in-the-media-spotlight self soon. In the meantime, thank goodness we still have Wendy "How you doin???" Williams.

Angie and Jen: Face to Face

The Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles better have the National Guard ready on January 17 when Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie both attend the Golden Globe Awards (I'm going too, FYI, and have nothing to wear! Oscar De La Renta and/or Ralph Lauren, my email is NaughtyNiceRob@aol.com if you'd like my address to send "samples" to ).

Those naughty devils at Life and Style magazine brought to my attention that with Brad's movie 'Inglourious Basterds' up for four awards, the two love birds will be sitting front-and-center when Jen presents her award just 12 feet away. Oh, the drama!

Now, this did happen once before at the 2009 Oscars and was a total bore. No stink-eyes were exchanged, but this time, Life and Style say it will be different.

"Believe me," an insider tells my favorite mag, "Jen's really looking forward to this." Dum dum duh! And so are we!!!

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Friday 01 January

By geo

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same boring repetitive riffs and fast strumming of the guitar using the same two chords they learned in their first guitar lesson, and same boring drumming i.e. bass, bass snare. duh, monkeys can play that music. they should fell lucky to have gotten their money from the little girls who don't have music knowledge. they only like them cause they get moist in the panties. OH YEA, NICE EYE BROWS

By eddie

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It could not happen soon enough they are a joke and suck.Good riddens

By Rosemary

I'm in my 40's and have seen the Jonas Brothers because of my teenage daughter. I think they are better together than they would be apart. Nick is a great uninhibited performer, but goes off key singing live quite a bit, and Nick has a better voice but is a very low key performer. Kevin is just backup, but he adds balance to the performance. They need eachother....

By klandherr

They suck- plain and simple. They are miminally talented and sounded like a really bad garage band. If it was for Disney pushng that crap on the world they would never have made it. Cant wait til people realize that Miley singing is really that bad also.

By flat top

They're splitting up? Oh, yawn ... if so, they'll get back together 18-36 months later.

By j

where are you getting this bullcrap? jonas brothers are not gonna split up just becuz kevin is married and nick is doing a solo project. the jonas bros themselves have said they are not splitting up. man get you facts straight before posting s**t like this

By livetosing12

they aint gay!!!!!!!!! now u on the other hand...??? mayb u r!!!

thank u...at least someone nos wat they r talking about!!!!

By steph

Nick may be the most gifted musically, but he has a terrible personality. Joe is an ENTERTAINER.....to make it in the biz, you MUST have charisma, and unfortunatly, this is what Nick Jonas lacks...I hate to see them split though, as a group, they are fantastic to watch. I have taken my 7 yr old to several concerts and they are good, clean,and fun....and as a mom, I do not have to worry about what they are going to do or say next. Team Jonas!!!

By JB

If they split do the promise to stop singing forever as their gift to the world? You can't spell suck without Jonas Brothers.

Saturday 02 January

By Kayla

A friend told me that the Jonas brothers story is a crock. I love the sources. A reliable gardener told us that he thinks he saw it all go down. That story is as legit as Perez Hilton's "career". Give me a Break!~

By Katie

Okay! First of all the Jonas Brothers are not breaking up. Hello??? They are brothers and they love what they do. Nick wanted to do a solo career key word "SIDE PROJECT" kevin is living a normal life he got married, last time i checked thats something you do in life. O nd fyi if you didnt know the Jonas Brothers are going on another world tour this year. So break up, i think not.

By MelonPiranha

hehehehehe....
This made my day. How are these guys famous again? Everyone I know hates them. Every music vid I've seen has loads of flame ware on it, and personally I think they stink.

By Donnie

who cares about the jonas brothers?? they SUCK

By usermn3156

The guys are SO not talented. It's amazing who can get on TV now. Of course they appeal only to the little ones. Miley Cyrus is another one with no talent.

By Danielle

It's about time!

By kevin

or more than likely a yoko ono thing lol the kid gets married within a week they are talking spliting up? lol she is probably trying to get him to go solo and bring the money to them and not the group lol. figures

By Walter Diensy

Take three untalented whiny toned wimpy boys and put the disney machine behind them and you get these 3 lame boys. Who cares if they go solo. Not one of them has any true talent.

Fade away like Hansen did...lol

By Kurt

In a couple years Nick will be up there with Jimi Hendrix...they are already better than the Beatles and led Zeplin...Deep Purple...they are the future of Rock

By Rae

I must be getting old. The "talent" these days! I was off work one day and these guys were on Good Morning America....had never heard them sing before, thought I'd give a good listen....they sucked! And they're funny looking too. I seriously could NOT see what the big deal was about these guys. Can't say I'll miss them.

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