Jonas Brothers Headed to Splitsville?

By Rob Shuter Posted Dec 30th 2009 07:05AM

Oh, our teenage hearts are shattering into a billion little long-haired pieces! With one brother married and the next planning on becoming the next king of pop, an impending Jonas Brothers split may be in store for 2010. But what about the children?! Details on the Jonas drama, plus the real reason Tyra Banks quit TV and the Angie vs. Jen showdown everyone's been waiting for.

Jonas Brothers Split Coming?

Someone call tween 911 -- there is trouble with a capital 'T' in Jonasworld. "Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group," a family insider tells me. "Kevin's heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!" (Hubba, hubba!)

But before poor Danielle gets the Yoko Ono treatment, let's remember that there are plenty more talented Jonas kids floating around. Besides, isn't it really all about adorable Nick?

And therein lies the rub.

"Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it," a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour." Nick insists this is something that can definitely co-exist with the Jonas Brothers ... which reminds me of what Diana Ross told the Supremes!

Oh, how we love some good teen dreamboat drama in the morning! But seriously, best of luck to the Jonas boys, wherever they wind up.

The Real Reason Tyra Quit

Tyra Banks' announcement that she was quitting her chit chat show didn't have the same earth-shattering impact as when Queen Oprah announced she would be leaving TV, and that was exactly what Tyra wanted. "She announced it over the holidays through her Web site hoping it wouldn't get that much attention because she doesn't want folks talking about the real reason her show is coming to an end: No one is watching!" revealed a media insider.

Although Tyra isn't the first person who comes to mind when I think about press-shy celebrities, I hope she will be back to her old, basking-in-the-media-spotlight self soon. In the meantime, thank goodness we still have Wendy "How you doin???" Williams.

Angie and Jen: Face to Face

The Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles better have the National Guard ready on January 17 when Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie both attend the Golden Globe Awards (I'm going too, FYI, and have nothing to wear! Oscar De La Renta and/or Ralph Lauren, my email is NaughtyNiceRob@aol.com if you'd like my address to send "samples" to ).

Those naughty devils at Life and Style magazine brought to my attention that with Brad's movie 'Inglourious Basterds' up for four awards, the two love birds will be sitting front-and-center when Jen presents her award just 12 feet away. Oh, the drama!

Now, this did happen once before at the 2009 Oscars and was a total bore. No stink-eyes were exchanged, but this time, Life and Style say it will be different.

"Believe me," an insider tells my favorite mag, "Jen's really looking forward to this." Dum dum duh! And so are we!!!

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Friday 01 January

By vicky

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wow i personally think the Jonas Brothers have no talent. Nick has a whiny voice. I give him credit for being able to play so many different instruments but thats it. The only thing Joe can do is sing (barely) and Kevin is the base player, who no offense but is obviously the least best-looking JoBro. Jonas brothers are fagbags with tight pants and they really annoy me!

By sande

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

since when is it our business??

By wayne a

good,that they're breaking up.mabe they'll disappear! can't stand them or their untallented success.

By MIKE ZVIRBLIS

AT LEAST THE BAY CITY ROLLERS HAD MEMORABLE TUNES!

By j5kevin550

the Jonas Brothers have said they're not breaking up.. but I don't care if they did, not a fan or anything, but Kevin is 22 and now he's married, so of course he would want to not be surrounded by annoying screaming crying girls who he was too old for to begin with. and Nick's the only 'good' singer anyway, Joe and Kevin just latched on to Nick's original solo record deal and they became the Jonas Brothers, should've always just been Nick

i've never watched an episode of the Tyra show

and i'm so tired of hearing about anything to do with Brad, Angela, or their couple persona Brangelina..don't much care what that has to do with Jennifer Anniston anymore, time for them all to move on.

By Jason

Could they be breaking up because they finally realized that they suck, have no talent, and their target audience has grown up.

By Bret

Great. Now they're all going to suck separately.

By Rhett

According to Billboard, Frankie Valli of the 4 Seasons was the first artist to step outside of a group to have a successful solo career while still remaining as a member of the 4 Seasons.

By Metal Music

Jonas Bros. breaking up? Hell, I wish they would all drop dead.

Saturday 02 January

By revivalman

The Jonas Brothers are going to split up?............ The question should be: oes anyone really give a Flying Burrito Brother?

Sunday 03 January

By JONASUCK

If there is a loving God, then the Janas bros will go back to whatever hell spawned them in the first place. They suck together and they will suck apart. GOOD RIDDANCE. GOODBYE JONAS IN 2010!!!!!!!

Wednesday 06 January

By Andi

I've never heard the Jonas Bro's; I don't have kids, but I can say Joe's the hottie in that group and the Beatles SUCK!!!!!

Saturday 20 February

By Brandi

Nick is definitely the most talented of the group. Kevin is amazing at guitar. And Joe and Nick are both amazing singers. And although Joe can play guitar, he isn't near as good as Nick or Kevin at it. Nick plays the guiar, piano, drums, and he sings. He has a lot of passion for what he does.

But that's not the point. Nick Jonas and the Administration is only a side project. The Jonas Brothers plan on touring together summer 2010 and they each even said that they are planning on working together for the next 5+ years. :)

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