New Year's Resolutions for Jon Gosselin and Kanye West

By Tracey Harrington McCoy Posted Dec 31st 2009 11:59PM

A new year is upon us and with it comes a slew of resolutions, including some made by Hollywood's biggest stars. While we could have rounded up a bunch of celebrities to find out what goals they were setting for 2010, we thought it'd be more fun to pick resolutions for them. So, from Jon Gosselin kicking his smoking habit to Susan Sarandon hitting the dating scene, here are our 2010 resolution suggestions for some of this year's hottest stars.

Jon Gosselin: First and foremost, this father of 8 needs to stop smoking. Yes, he had a rough year and yes, it probably helped to have a crutch, but maybe it's time he found another vice. Perhaps he could start playing the piano? Or writing in a journal? (Just don't let Michael Lohan anywhere NEAR it, Jon.) Gosselin should also make an effort to shun the spotlight for a little bit. In one year's time, he managed to go from the guy we all pitied on that 'Jon & Kate' show to the nation's No. 1 public enemy. Take a breather from the cameras in 2010 and maybe by 2011 we'll be ready to embrace you again. (Maybe.)

Kanye West: This resolution is pretty obvious but given Kanye West's track record over the past five years, it's not one he's made before: stay seated and zip it during any and all award shows. Let's be fair: maybe West hadn't made a concerted effort to keep his vanity in check in the past. Maybe the stage-hopping and backstage screaming fits are due to a lack of previously set New Year's resolutions. So what better promise to make to himself (and the music industry as a whole) than to simmer down at the Grammys, American Music Awards, MTV VMAs, Country Music Awards, People's Choice, ESPYs, Oscars, Golden Globes, among others. Practice the art of humility. We promise it will pay off in spades.

Susan Sarandon: Hollywood was shocked when Tim Robbins and Sarandon revealed they had ended their 20+-year relationship. However, Robbins' loss is Hollywood's gain. Overnight, Sarandon became the most eligible celebrity bachelorette. And our 2010 resolution suggestion for this brunette bombshell is -- live it up! Date up a storm! Enjoy being single! Take Clooney to a movie. Escort Nicholson to the Oscars. Give Tiger a call. Just enjoy the year. You're gorgeous -- have some fun with it.

Ashton Kutcher: The one thing we hope Kutcher finds a little more time for in 2010 is more Tweeting on the Twitter. Ten-12 times a day just isn't enough! Let's try and get that up to 20-25 by 2011. (We kid, Ashton.)

Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds: Our New Year's resolution for this high-grossing pair is simple: don't change a single thing. Keep whoever is advising you on movie roles. Continue keeping your private lives private. Remain adorable. Just keep cruising and you just might top your amazing 2009.

Jude Law: For the cute-but-naughty British playboy, our resolution is short and sweet: propose to Sienna Miller -- and stay faithful to her. After Law's indiscretions several years back and his subsequent much-talked-about single-guy lifestyle, it's a miracle these two are back together at all. But Miller seems to have forgiven him and if these two truly give their romance another go, Law would reap some much-needed reputation repair. (It wouldn't hurt Miller's rep either.) So do it, mate! Propose! And we'll look for our invitation in the mail soon.

Jennifer Aniston & Jessica Simpson: These lovely ladies probably made this resolution last year but since they failed, it won't hurt to make it again this year: steer clear of John Mayer. He's just not that into you. Or good for you. You're both beautiful, funny, and charming. Find someone who appreciates those qualities and by extension, you. And this year, stick to your resolution!

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Friday 01 January

By Amy

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Isn't it interesting that all of the "celebrities"-and I used that term loosely-is Jon a celebrity-other than having a litter of kids who is he really? Anyway of all these people I don't care if I ever see any of them in 2010-or ever. How about some folks that inspire? What about Sully the pilot that landed the plance on the Hudson with such success? There were some men that went in a burning house on tv recently-they were burned but they brought a woman out and saved her life. Or our military men and women? They are the ones I would want to know their hopes and resolutions. Not Kanye-or Jon gosselin-useless and worthless selfish arrogant-I'll say it-pigs.

By Kathie S

Talk about INSECURITIES !! , you guys wouldn't know what to do with a classy chick like her .

By Gustav Ballsack

Getting cozy with Susan Sarandon would be like playing with two golf balls in two socks. Ugh, that old hag-skin would feel horrible. No wonder that her boyfriend cut his losses and is now dating some fresh stuff. So, my advice to Susan would be to go into retirement, get nine cats, and let the cobwebs grow on her cooze. It's over, Susy.

Lets see if I care about the people listed above-Kanye West-media whore-arrogant-rude-can't think of ONE song he has ever done. Jon Gosselin-stupid-lazy-pimped his kids out on tv for a buck. Sienna Miller-likes married men-can't think of any movie or other projects she has done.of course there's Jude who can't keep his pecker in his pants-maybe he should pal around with Jon. Sanda Bullock-likable-but can only take in small doses. Jennifer Aniston-pretty much the same. And poor Jessica-in the south we would say "bless her heart" because she is so talent challenged. Why not ask those that inspire their hopes for 2010? Like Sully the pilot that landed on the Hudson. Or the 2 guys on tv recently that went into a burning house and got burned but saved the owner-or our military men and women? They're the ones that I want to read about-not the losers you have on your list.

By laricee

THIS JUST IN....MILEY CYRUS IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS.AND WHO IS ARE THE BABIES DADDY,WHY IT'S NONE OTHER THAN BILLY RAY CYRUS.

By Tony

I missed everything, Susan is a Liberal Marxist pig ? What is a Marxist first ? lol. Also those guys tha don't like her must have tried to get a date with her n she call the Police on them because only a dumbazz would not want to still dae her! Susan is still smoking hot n most men love a thin lady unless your a truck driver then they tend to like them pretty big. The reason behind it is that when they are on the road n have someone big at home no will want to have sex with them, that shows you how dumb a truck driver is to think they are the only ones and forget there are about 20 million other truck drivers, lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

By trudy

Her husband is a fool. Truth is, he'd be a nobody if it wasn't for her. I don't think she'll have too many problems enjoying her new life.

whoops sorry-looks like I posted twice-didn't think the first one went trough

By lislejoh

Who really cares........................

Two goofs.

By Janice

I think she is pretty, but she needs to let her eyebrows gwow. Straighten her hair, get rid of her mauve lipgloss, and wear something besides old lady clothes. Dress like Goldie Hawn. They are about the same age. Do something to glamorize. It doesn't hurt to do so. She is still pretty. She was really good in lorenzos oil, and cried right on cue, and is a good actress. stop talking about nudity also. for you guys who are so mean, you sound psyco, so stop it. im sure none of you are big pigs and lazy lovers

Saturday 02 January

By JEREMY

Susan's best prospects for dating would be in Europe,Canada,and Australia. She still has quite the following in those lands.

TO AMY:You must REALLY LOVE reading your own posts.That would figure because seem to be repeating yourself a lot here. I have posted twice also,but I try to have something ORIGINAL to say. Anyway,I'm sure the people you dissed here are even LESS INTERESTED IN YOUR VIEWS than you are about their affairs. I'm sick of you already after just a few minutes.

By RB

In regards to the "Blackboy" West. I say he should go back to shining shoes. He has no talent and has no respect for the "whites" Flog him and dump him!

By YouGottaBeKidding

I think it is interesting that Jon Gosselin was court ordered NOT to talk about the divorce, his ex-wife, his affairs or anything pertaining to them for moeny making ventures, YET Kate is still out doing interviews and appearing on shows, still taking digs right and left.

I do not side with either one, but worry that one day when their kids "google" their parents, they will see exactly what the courts are trying to protect them from.

By George

Anyone named kanye has many problems to contend with ...

Monday 04 January

By Watchyourwords

laricee:
you can be sued for libel for an untrue internet posting just as well as publishing it in a newspaper. Better have your facts straight, and have good resources to back them up before you post such inflammatory gossip.

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