How Kate Gosselin Can Go Wild in 2010
It all starts with the long hair.
Kate Gosselin obviously needed some disposable fun in her life (that's why Jon has all those twenty-something girlfriends) but just getting some detachable long locks isn't going to be enough to spice up this mom of eight's life.
Our experts weigh in on the top ten ways Kate can really shed her inhibitions and let her freak flag fly a little if she wants to be a new woman in 2010.
1. "She could definitely rent out space in those stretched out fallopian tubes," says
PopWrap's Ryan Brockington.
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2. I won't be surprised to see her in an ad campaign, or taking a strut down the runway for a mass market brand. In fact, I wouldn't even be surprised if she posed for Playboy," says AOL
StyleList's Marissa Gold.
3. "She should hit the clubs with
Susan Boyle! Those two could tear it up but good. And, I think they could both learn from each other (potential reality show/buddy movie franchise alert!)," says Rachel Sklar, editor-at-large of
Mediaite.
4. "Her old 'do' was one butch haircut, so I say she should embrace her inner lesbian. It may make her happier," says "Cult of Celebrity" author Cooper Lawrence.
5. "Mostly her wardrobe needs a nice swift kick in the sweatpants. Kate needs to grab those magazines she graces the cover of, turn to the style tips and grab a pen and paper. Fashion first Kate -- asymmetric last!" Brockington says.
6. "Now that Jon is gone, it might be time to give those kids easier names. I'm thinking the eight reindeer or the seven dwarfs. Let's face it, calling two of them dopey would be fine," Brockington says.
7. "She already started a line of children so she should start a line of children's clothing," Lawrence says.
8. "She should go Mohawk instead of fauxhawk," says Margaret Kelly, grooming expert for
Lock & Mane.
9. "A self-referential cameo on '
30 Rock' would give her instant cred and it would be hilarious if they pair her as a man-eating TV executive who takes a shine to poor Kenneth. Can't you see her rocking a power suit and making Liz Lemon's life a living hell?," Sklar hypothesizes.
10. "She should star in a
VH1 reality show called 'Date My Kate' where Jon picks out her men from a group of guys picked to live in a house and compete for her heart," Lawrence dreams.
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Well now dirt bag # 2 is in the news. BOYCOTT BOTH HER ( big ass kate) and him ( jon the little toad) ENOUGH
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I can't believe all the nasty stuff and insults towards Kate Gosselin. Remember this woman is raising 8 children, that isn't an easy job, even with help. She really hasn't any life at all. Please give her some credit, she could have screwed up Jon's life, and gave him the children, and had visiting only rights, but she didn't. God Bless you, Kate....
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She doesn't need "God's Blessing", she needs God's Help!!!!, He needs God's Help!!!, and the children? well, they need God period!!!!! We've had enough of the make-overs, the the talk about counsiling, (if there ever will be any) and all the rumors and finger pointing. Nobody seems to be listening (at TLC). WE WANT THEM OFF THE AIR-WAYS, MEDIA OUT PUTS, PUBLICITY CAMPAIGNS, ETC. ETC. ETC. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH! Yes, I'm screaming, because if you talk in a nice calm voice, you're ignored.
Arlene--you couldn't have said it better!!! I'm with you!! ;)
What do you mean she could have "screwed up Jon's life by giving him the children"? Those kids are blessings and all those two idiots care about is publicity, looking good, and which one is happier with their new single life. What about those kids? WHAT ABOUT THOSE KIDS???
CHICOBOMBICO:your a nasty foul mouthed pig. I am taking for granted that God didn't bless you with children for a good reason, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY.
If you think that Kate's life is so great, walk in her shoes for a day.
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God did not give her those 8 blessings. Science did. They should be taken away from both parents and given to loving parents who won't use them for a meal-ticket.
Tell Gosselin (both of them) to hop on some gossamer wings and please fly far, far away.
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How about a show " Kate Gosselin Sez" since she has played it so smart until now she must have some tips for the rest of us :) Or a daily kids show, " Do be a do Kate, Don't be a don't Kate". I'm sure her kids would love that since it would be the only time they would to get see mommie every day!
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she is an idiot when is she going to stop and just raise her kids,and johns parents should refund his ass back to korea
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Go Far Away Kate!! We are tired of seeing you. You were fired from a recent show with Paula Deen because they said you were cat fighting with the hosts and crew of the Show. Stated you were too conroversial. Take a hint and stay at home and raise your kids, quit trying to make this obout yourself!
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She is in it for the money folks. Has been from the start.
All she knows how to say is "For the sake of the children"
baloney, its for the sake of Kate. I just wish
she would go away.
She isnt the only one with 8 kids. She just loves all the
attention
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Dee, I absolutely agree with you. I have always said that "everything I do is for the children" is BS. She so wants to be a celebrity and is using her kids to climb on trying to get there. I know the Kate lovers hate it when people cut on her but you are so right about all the other mothers out there with 8 or more kids and they most likely work a full time job and take care of their own kids without the help of a full time staff of nannys.
I AGREE. go and be a real Mother to your kids. You just love the spotlight. You are not the only Mother in the world.
I BET YOU ARE A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR FAMILY. You would be if you were my daughter.
o'kay, so the kids are off the show. Guess that's not enough for you. She has eight kids in case you forgot...she has to work somewhere. Why shouldn't she be on TV; it's not like you have to watch her show if you don't want to. So what if its for her too. I provide for my kids, but I like things for myself too.
To Cathy--So Cathy, what kind of mom does that make you. Guess if your kids aren't exactly what you think they should be then you'll be disappointed. If I had a mom like that, then I would be disappointed in her.
Enough already with both of these idiots-Kate & Jon. She looks horrible in long hair, and who cares about her new life? Go back to raising your kids instead of having nannies do it. Your 15 minutes of fame was over many months ago.
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I think the entire country has heard of enough about Kate, and Jon Gosselin! The same goes for Tiger, and his life. We wouldn't be hearing all this stuff, if they were in the regular class of people. Get on with with life AOL, and find something that is news-worthy to print.
Michael
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SHE SHOULD DO AN ADULT MOVIE!
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Hmmmmm ..... what can Kate do in 2010 ? Here's a novel idea ..... GO AWAY !
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