How Kate Gosselin Can Go Wild in 2010

By Jo Piazza Posted Jan 9th 2010 01:00PM

It all starts with the long hair. Kate Gosselin obviously needed some disposable fun in her life (that's why Jon has all those twenty-something girlfriends) but just getting some detachable long locks isn't going to be enough to spice up this mom of eight's life.

Our experts weigh in on the top ten ways Kate can really shed her inhibitions and let her freak flag fly a little if she wants to be a new woman in 2010.

1. "She could definitely rent out space in those stretched out fallopian tubes," says PopWrap's Ryan Brockington.

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2. I won't be surprised to see her in an ad campaign, or taking a strut down the runway for a mass market brand. In fact, I wouldn't even be surprised if she posed for Playboy," says AOL StyleList's Marissa Gold.

3. "She should hit the clubs with Susan Boyle! Those two could tear it up but good. And, I think they could both learn from each other (potential reality show/buddy movie franchise alert!)," says Rachel Sklar, editor-at-large of Mediaite.

4. "Her old 'do' was one butch haircut, so I say she should embrace her inner lesbian. It may make her happier," says "Cult of Celebrity" author Cooper Lawrence.

5. "Mostly her wardrobe needs a nice swift kick in the sweatpants. Kate needs to grab those magazines she graces the cover of, turn to the style tips and grab a pen and paper. Fashion first Kate -- asymmetric last!" Brockington says.

6. "Now that Jon is gone, it might be time to give those kids easier names. I'm thinking the eight reindeer or the seven dwarfs. Let's face it, calling two of them dopey would be fine," Brockington says.

7. "She already started a line of children so she should start a line of children's clothing," Lawrence says.

8. "She should go Mohawk instead of fauxhawk," says Margaret Kelly, grooming expert for Lock & Mane.

9. "A self-referential cameo on '30 Rock' would give her instant cred and it would be hilarious if they pair her as a man-eating TV executive who takes a shine to poor Kenneth. Can't you see her rocking a power suit and making Liz Lemon's life a living hell?," Sklar hypothesizes.

10. "She should star in a VH1 reality show called 'Date My Kate' where Jon picks out her men from a group of guys picked to live in a house and compete for her heart," Lawrence dreams.

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Saturday 09 January

By Elizabeth

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Sunday 10 January

By penny

we never watched the show for jon or kate we did for the kids not to watch for stupid remarks or look at her boy hair style she says she nees money but she is spening 20 hours getting extensions how i dont feel sorry for you i have huge meical bills do i get help paying for them no we just loose everything get a grip kate we are done with you

By Serenity

You people are honestly horrid... there are some people like me for instance who actually enjoy how people do what they do she is not only in it for the money and u people can shove it up far if u think she is buttheads

By chuck

Enough Gosselin already!!

By Lynn

Why don't these Gosselins just go away. I don't care how many children they have they have no redeeming value to the rest of us. I'm sick of these no talent nobodies getting so much attention and money for being useless. I normally refuse to watch or read anything about these bottom feeders except to tell them to go away. I guess there are a lot of dumb down people who like to see other peoples dirty laundry aired in public. You call this entertainment?

By Barb

Please keep the Goslins off TV. I am sick of them. I don't know how Kate finds time to run around with a glass or phone in her hand all the time when she has 8 kids to raise. Or is she raising them. The poor things, they don't even know they have a Mom anymore when they never see her. She's more interested in her hair or clothes than she is her own kids. Good mother- no way.

By totopoodle

Who gives a rat's a** !!!!

By Peppy

Please make her go away. This is the first week she has been back in a while and it stinks. She is a talentless creep and has nothing to offer. So she has 8 kids - the shock is over. She is disgusting.

By george9448

Who cares.

By BAC

She could do everyone a favor and go away from the public view and accept the job the God gave her and she chose and that is to raise her children, and quit using the kids as a money making machine. It is so wrong, those poor babies have never had a normal day until Jon made his only good decision and said no more cameras. You can bet counseling will be needed as the kids get older, and what is really sad is they hardly ever smile. It is time for Kate and Jon to be parents and quit living off of their children. I will say the long hair on Kate is much prettier than her short man look.

By maryann

What an ego!

By RL

I am so close to not renewing People because they continue with this garbage.....

By margaret

I have watched this show from the beginning - it really was great. The only problem was - "Jon" could not figure out if he was one of the kids - which is a sense after the split - he proved it to the world 'another grown up male child". Jon is looking for a rich young chick so he can get a prenup agreement, he needs the money badly. All these girls that have been with him and had sex should worry about disease. Something is going to pop up! Just u wait and see!

By aidee

OH MY GOD...WE ARE STILL ON THIS WOMEN??? GET HER OFF PLEASE LET HER GET A 9 TO 5 JOB AND RAISE THOSE KIDS PLEASE THEY NEED YOU EXTENSION LADY...WHO CARES...SO TIRED OF YOUR ASS EVERYWHERE GO AWAY ALREADY THE OCTO MOM ALREADY DID PLEASE...GET OFF YOUR ASS AND RAISE THOSE KIDS...I WONDER HOW READING PA FEELS ABOUT YOU....ITS TRUE WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING ITS NOT ABOUT THOSE KIDS ANYMORE...YES I AGREE JON IS AN IDIOT AND WAS HER PUPPET AND YES SHE IS YOUNG AND NEEDS TO FIND LOVE AND CAN GET ALL PRETTY FOR HERSELF BUT SHES GONE HOLLYWOOD WHEN SHE SHOULD BE MOTHER GOOSE AND CHASE AFTER THOSE POOR KIDS SHE SO DESPERATELY WANTED...KEEP YOUR EXTENSIONS TAKE THEM OFF WHAT EVER AND YES WE DONT KNOW YOU BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS AND BELIEVE ME WE HAVE HEARD YOU ASS.

By Tabitha

Kate has a tacky weave.

By GEESZABS

ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP ALREADY.............SHES A TRAMP..........HE IS A CREEP ..........KIDS ARE SPOILED......END OF STORY.....GET OVER IT

By soleavethemalone

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM STOP READING THE ARTICLES! IT'S THAT SIMPLE FOLKS. SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, QUIT BORING US WITH YOUR CRITISISMS. WE ARE MORE TIRED OF YOUR CRAP THEN WE WILL EVER BE OF POOR KATE'S.

WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT MAKES KATE A TRAMP? SHE ISN'T THE ONE THAT WAS SCREWING AROUND!

AS FOR HOW SHE TREATED jon (little for a reason, he acts like a child), SOMEONE HAD TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TAKE CHARGE. PTL THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO KEEP HER HEAD AND BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE SITUATION.

By Lori

Please just make the Gosselin's go away. they are the biggest waste of air ever. He's a fat slob; she's a beatch. Those poor children don't have a prayer. And the media loves every second of it. Us - not so much.

By CLT

The only thing I want Kate to do in 2010 is go away!

By sherri

fake hair,fake tan, tummy tuck what a real woman!

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