How Kate Gosselin Can Go Wild in 2010

By Jo Piazza Posted Jan 9th 2010 01:00PM

It all starts with the long hair. Kate Gosselin obviously needed some disposable fun in her life (that's why Jon has all those twenty-something girlfriends) but just getting some detachable long locks isn't going to be enough to spice up this mom of eight's life.

Our experts weigh in on the top ten ways Kate can really shed her inhibitions and let her freak flag fly a little if she wants to be a new woman in 2010.

1. "She could definitely rent out space in those stretched out fallopian tubes," says PopWrap's Ryan Brockington.

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2. I won't be surprised to see her in an ad campaign, or taking a strut down the runway for a mass market brand. In fact, I wouldn't even be surprised if she posed for Playboy," says AOL StyleList's Marissa Gold.

3. "She should hit the clubs with Susan Boyle! Those two could tear it up but good. And, I think they could both learn from each other (potential reality show/buddy movie franchise alert!)," says Rachel Sklar, editor-at-large of Mediaite.

4. "Her old 'do' was one butch haircut, so I say she should embrace her inner lesbian. It may make her happier," says "Cult of Celebrity" author Cooper Lawrence.

5. "Mostly her wardrobe needs a nice swift kick in the sweatpants. Kate needs to grab those magazines she graces the cover of, turn to the style tips and grab a pen and paper. Fashion first Kate -- asymmetric last!" Brockington says.

6. "Now that Jon is gone, it might be time to give those kids easier names. I'm thinking the eight reindeer or the seven dwarfs. Let's face it, calling two of them dopey would be fine," Brockington says.

7. "She already started a line of children so she should start a line of children's clothing," Lawrence says.

8. "She should go Mohawk instead of fauxhawk," says Margaret Kelly, grooming expert for Lock & Mane.

9. "A self-referential cameo on '30 Rock' would give her instant cred and it would be hilarious if they pair her as a man-eating TV executive who takes a shine to poor Kenneth. Can't you see her rocking a power suit and making Liz Lemon's life a living hell?," Sklar hypothesizes.

10. "She should star in a VH1 reality show called 'Date My Kate' where Jon picks out her men from a group of guys picked to live in a house and compete for her heart," Lawrence dreams.

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Sunday 10 January

By CATHY

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kate makes me sick!! she will get a guy now and live off his money jon is hopeless hes the ugliest thing i ever seen kate is not the best looker either she uses her kids for her benefit!1 smart thing jon did was stop the show who cares about these losers anyway? they will make a buck no matter who they use and thats the truth oh yes and kate,,,i bet your kids are real proud of you!! ughhhhhhhh

By Diana

Kate only seemed bit**y because she had 9 kids, Jon was her worst one. Kate did all the raising the kids, Jon seemed aggravated when ever Kate needed his help. I hope Kate has the best year of her life. She certainly deserves a good time after, raising Jons ass for so long. He is about the most lazy man I have ever seen, and hes a liar and a theif. After that, Kate needs and deserves a much better life. And so what if she changed her hair, all of us ladies do that now and then. Shes beautiful, and those who say shes not are just being mean. Some of us need to take a good long look in the mirror before throwing stones.

By KATHY

WHAT A BUNCH OF BITTER PEOPLE. What I see on those Childrens faces Says it all For Me.. Why don't all of the bitter people out there take up a Hobby like "get a life". I miss seeing those kids on Tv. because of my BITTER ex-duaghter Inlaw. And her Holier than thow Attitude.I can't see my Grandkids.

By Hoffrau

Oh, poor you. You can't see your own family so you use the Gosselin kids as entertainment? Shame on you. They are real children not monkeys in a circus.

I think the bitter one is you. Your DIL is doing the right thing by keeping the kids away from grandma. You sound nuts.

Monday 11 January

By indigo

with all this talk of blessings and GOD I'll assume you're christens (or some version of it). what happened to forgivness, acceptence,tolerence? It's so easy to judge someone who's living thier life under a microscope. I saw that show she never put those kids in harms way, and the media didn't care about her until her marrige fell apart. I admire her strength if my marrige ended in front of the whole world I doubt I'd be so together,and to sugest that she's money hungry is just wrong she has eight children to support she can't go back to nursing or any other regular job be real besides I'd like to see her on tv again. I wish her well like I would any other single mom.

having been a single mother myself I know how hard it can be not to mention lonely I wish her luck in 2010

Thursday 24 June

By Kathy

I can't stand kate.... She lives off her kids.... who by the way I think are Ugly...... I pity the poor sap that hooks up with her!!!!
All she does is take her kids to Disneyland, etc..... that isn't showing how good a mom she is!! Quite Spondging off your ugly kids Kate!!! Get a real job!!!! STOP THE DIVA CRAP!!!!!

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