Quips & Quotes: January 9, 2010

By Caitlin McCormack Posted Jan 9th 2010 09:05AM

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement.

But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they intended to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

This week: Heidi Fleiss is thankful for abortions, Bow Wow Tweets while driving drunk, plus more!

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Quips & Quotes: January 9, 2010

I've never had kids, thank God for abortion, my God. I don't mean to offend anyone but I wouldn't be a good mother. I shouldn't have kids.
-Former Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss recently shared her appreciation for abortions.

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Quips & Quotes: January 9, 2010

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Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami. ... Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot.
-Bow Wow writes on his Twitter page about his drunk driving escapades, while they driving drunk.

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I have a soft spot for women -- I'm not afraid of it. Some women walk into the room, and they're so beautiful and you're like, 'I wanna smell you,' you know? I have certain girlfriends who I just think are the most angelic, beautiful creatures. And if any of my boyfriends ever fail me, I'll turn to them!
-Katy Perry talks about her love of the female sex.

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Whether he can recover as a person I think is a very open question, and it's a tragic situation with him. The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith.
-Fox anchor Brit Hume believes he has the solution to Tiger Woods' recent marital/tabloid troubles.

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I'm like, 'Damn, I wear too much makeup!' Good God, does no one tell me I look like a transvestite every day!?
-Rachel Zoe shares her thoughts about the first season of her TV show.

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If there's anything that's going to make a man of you, it's having your will broken by a little girl.
-Jude Law says that becoming a father helped him grow up more than anything other life experience.

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I need to get back into the gym. I'm all for having boobs against my chest but not when they're mine.
-John Mayer says he needs to get into better shape this year.

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It's not about taking my clothes off and using digital trickery to make me look slimmer. I'm like any other woman. I have bits I like -- my boobs, my shoulders, my arms -- and bits I don't -- my bum and my stomach.
-Sadie Frost on her recent spread for Grazia magazine, which features nude photos of the actress.

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It's funny how so many rappers get worse as their careers stretch out, but true poets get better.
-Kanye West says he plans to follow in the footsteps of poet Maya Angelou, Gil Scott-Heron and Nina Simone.

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It's like we should be doing romantic comedies together or something.
-Robert Downey Jr. gushes about the chemistry he has with his 'Sherlock Holmes' co-star, Jude Law.

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