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Quips & Quotes: January 17, 2010
I can handle myself and I can handle my liquor. And I'm not an idiot. I don't do drugs and don't push the limits of partying to the point of dying or injury.
-Ke$ha claims she can handle the hard-partying ways of the rock star lifestyle.
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I can handle myself and I can handle my liquor. And I'm not an idiot. I don't do drugs and don't push the limits of partying to the point of dying or injury.
-Ke$ha claims she can handle the hard-partying ways of the rock star lifestyle.
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Shouldn't there be safeguards against the majority voting on the rights of a minority? If people voted on civil rights in the '60s, it would have never happened. It took somebody like (U.S. President) Lyndon Johnson going, 'F all of you! I'm going to do this.' Obama won't do it. He's a huge disappointment to me.
-Jane Lynch says U.S. President Barack Obama should have done more to stop California's Proposition 8.
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I wish it was a little longer.
-Kiefer Sutherland Jokes to David Letterman about losing a bet and having to wear a dress on the show.
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When you get married you just don't have sex as much as some people running around. When you get married you've got to start scheduling it. We schedule it. It's, like, once a week.
-Courtney Cox shares the details of her boring sex life.
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You have to try to make amends if you can. You have to shut up and move on and not whine about it. And you have to deal with it like a man. You've just got to accept your own culpability.
-Mel Gibson gives his advice to Tiger Woods about how to mend things with his wife, Elin.
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I am like Mariah Carey f----d up right now.
-George Clooney accepts an award while making a reference to Mariah Carey's drunken acceptance speech earlier in the week.
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I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same.
-Heidi Klum says she only has eyes for her husband, Seal.
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ONCE AGAIN FUCK NEW YORK TIMES !!!!!!!!! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
-M.I.A. took to Twitter to show her frustrations after the New York Times named war-torn Sri Lanka a tourist destination.
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Negro is not a bad word. There are a lot of worse things he could have said.
-Whoppi Goldberg said Harry Reid wasn't in the wrong for using a certain n-word to describe President Obama.
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It kind of tickles once they get to outlining the scales. It was a really fine point brush. I was sitting there trying not to move. It was funny for them, maybe not so much for me.
-Ashley Greene talks about what it was like to have a 'bodysuit' painted on.
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