John Mayer Thinks He Knows What Could Have Saved Tiger Woods

By PopEater Staff Posted Jan 20th 2010 08:55AM

John Mayer gets candid in the new issue of Rolling Stone. The singer-guitarist opens up about his life, and nothing is off limits.

In the interview, Mayer discusses masturbation, and why he thinks it would have helped Tiger Woods.

"If Tiger Woods only knew when to j--- off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion," he says.

He also talks about the women in his life -- Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and the girl who inspired 'Your Body Is a Wonderland.' (And it wasn't Jennifer Love Hewitt.)

Relationships: "All I want to do now is f--- the girls I've already f-----, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, 'But you're John Mayer!' So I'm going backwards to move forward. I'm too freaked out to meet anybody else."

The inspiration for 'Your Body Is a Wonderland:' "This woman is precious. She can vouch for me not as a celebrity. She carries with her information of this 14-year-old boy she knew. She knows the truth. She hadn't written me in a long time. I think she was trying to forget me because she has a husband and kids."

Jessica Simpson: "I got so many tension headaches from magazine covers that it felt like a threat."

Jennifer Aniston: "I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f---ing fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.'"

Finding someone: "I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. It's been a long time since I've felt attached. Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f--- about it."

The paparazzi: "All this weird sh-- about me? All this strangeness? I wouldn't have a music career without it. But I am at odds with myself. I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too. I can't even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who's grinding on me, 'We can't do this right now, because there's a guy over there taking pictures.' I don't know how much further I can do this before I'm a dead body on the side of the road."

His sexuality: "I don't care about anything other than energy. That's why people think, 'Is he bi? Is he that?' I've never slept with a man. But I get it. I've seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women."

His favorite album: "I know that I'm supposed to say that my newest is the best one. B--- s---. 'Continuum' is my best one. And I think you gain more than you lose by saying that."

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Tags: jennifer aniston, jessica simpson, john mayer

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Wednesday 20 January

By P. S. TOCHER

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This is a person who likes to hear himself talk, so goes those who have a higher opinion of themselves than the rest of us do.

By JOANNA

oh puke! Is this guy for real?
I guess this is the usual "anything" for a photo op".

By cyndiA

Everytime I read anything that this guy says I am struck by how stupid he seems. He can't even say an intelligent sentence. I don't like his voice either. I understand someone like Jessica Simpson having a relationship with this idiot, but what was Jennifer Aniston doing? He might take pride in his former relationships, but Jennifer ought to be embarressed that she ever spent time with him.

By spinegirl

You are so absolutely right!!

He is an embarassment.

By Pinky

Maybe he should just go and jack o--. Who would want to go to bed with such a loser/creep/conceited a--hole~!

By wasjustwondering

John Mayer and Kanye West should hang out together, both are so full of themselves it's not even funny.

By Jeanie

what a PIG!!

Jennifer is TOO GOOD for him!!

By Tony

FROM MY EXPERIENCE IN LIFE...ITS THE GUYS WITH THE SMALLEST ORGANS THAT BRAG THE LOUDEST...COULD IT BE THAT WOMEN DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE LACKS TALENT BELOW THE BELT...HMMMMM.. I WONDER..

By Amy

Why would JA ever go with him in the first place? That girl should get smart and not settle for anything less than a real man!

By maria

I cannot stand this guy. He is a PIG.
He is a narcissist.
He is only marginally talented.
What is the attraction??
To anyone??
Why can't he explain himself without talking about sex and wet dreams and his almighty private parts?
Please, no more about this TOTAL FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING!

By Dee

Maria...I couldn't agree with you more, and you put it so eloquently!

By dford123

Da Da Dang Dang Dang Ding Dong

By Debbie

I like his music, but something about him makes my skin crawl. I can't imagine how people like Jennifer Aniston fall for him and then actually pine for him. And...he's not good looking. I don't get it. He must be really funny or great in bed or something.

By JACKIE HAYS

OH BOY DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT! I DOUBT YOU EVER END UP
WITH ANYONE,BUT THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.

By casmir

He's a talented, egocentric creep, who needs to get over himself and grow up.

By srsnakes

I'm always surprised at the extremely low IQ level of most AOL users. Is there some interdimensional theory as to why people of such low intelligence gravitate to this particular ISP? Unevolved, uneducated, one-dimensional cretins abound here. Mayer is a genius. You are all one-celled organisms. Crawl back into the mud where you belong.

By Jessica

If you posted that he is "creepy, and doesn't appeal to you," (or something to the like), then why did you read the article about him? Obviously, something pulled you in, and that in itself is appeal.

By Julie

John Mayer is just a Clapton wannabe! Get over yourself John, you're really not that great and alot of us "aren't that into you"!

By poppy

This guy is a giant douche!

By Denizio

What a piece of crap he is for talking about the ladies he has been with. A gentleman would never do that. What a lowlife he is for that

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