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Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
Quite honestly [they] are rodents, and if it weren't in the form of a coat, I would demand they be put to death anyway.
-Singer Kelis got into a heated match with PETA about wearing mink and chinchilla fur.
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Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
Quite honestly [they] are rodents, and if it weren't in the form of a coat, I would demand they be put to death anyway.
-Singer Kelis got into a heated match with PETA about wearing mink and chinchilla fur.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
I slept around a lot but was still fairly selective. It wouldn't be in the thousands, maybe in the hundreds.
-Former Guns N' Roses member Slash is quite the ladies' man.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
I might just be way too boring to ever be a really great actress.
-Jessica Biel on why she'll never be really famous.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
The first three days I was like an axe murderer. Day 4: I'd come at you with a bat. Day 5: I was dangerous with a lawn mower. It is a hellish habit to break.
-Mel Gibson shares how hard it's been for him to quit smoking.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
I always say, 'I don't want to lose my curves,' I like firm curves. You can never do enough squats, you can never do enough sit-ups. I like for women to look feminine.
-Beyonce loves her body.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.
-Robert Downey Jr. jokes about his wife's support for his career while accepting a Golden Globe award.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
I've always had a calling to be a positive light and role model for girls and women in the world.
-Jessica Simpson says her new TV show has helped her grow as a person.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
It was the first time we had a couple of days of peace and quiet, even though she had to go through the pain of giving birth.
-Mark Wahlberg talks about the experience in the hospital after having his fourth child.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
We spent the day picking up dead bodies, all day that's what we did. There's so much bodies in the streets that the morgues are filled up, the cemeteries are filled up. So we participated in picking up the bodies and finding a place that we could put the bodies.
-Wyclef Jean talks about the devastation in his home country of Haiti.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
You should be horse-whipped for the insult you have paid to the highest office of our nation.
-Roger Ebert calls out radio host Rush Limbaugh after Limbaugh blasted President Barack Obama for responding so quickly to the Haiti crisis.
Quips & Quotes: January 23, 2010
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totally disgusting. Wanting something to be put to death for what reason? you don't like the way they look? Unless you eat Chinchilla,, don't wear Chinchilla.
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conan obrien is plain and simply just not funny, not informative and mostly nothing like Johnny Carson ...of course the same goes for the "chin that walks".
conan for what your paid suck it up at least I'm funny and I would do your job for half of your wage even if they put me in the middle of the night lets be honest for your severance package why do you want another job anyways
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