Tila Tequila: Full of Babies... or Lies?
Tila Tequila is pregnant! Or... is she? The mysteriously famous celebrity has claimed to be with child more times than we can count on our hands, with no baby to show for it. (And before you suggest that maybe Tequila suffered miscarriage(s), you need only consider how she tweeted every tear over Casey Johnson's death to realize you'd have heard a comprehensive record of the tragedy straight from the horse's mouth).
"Wait," you might say. "There's a
sonogram. It must be true this time!" Must it? Tequila did provide an ultrasound image to prove her claims. If it were anyone else, that evidence would be enough. Don't fault us for being skeptical; let's take a look back at the history of Tila Tequila's false pregnancies and other fabricated scandals - maybe you'll understand why nothing short of an affidavit from the Lord himself would have us convinced.
Claim: Tila Tequila is pregnant, January 2010
Tila Nguyen, better known as the star of 'A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,' tells
RadarOnline.com that she is in the first trimester of pregnancy. Tequila says, "I know the whole world is confused as to why I am pregnant while I was still engaged to Casey. They wonder if I cheated on her... The world doesn't know that Casey and I talked a lot about our future."
She continues: "She and I were both ready to get married and start a family together ... we talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby ... So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away."
Reeeeeally? One month ago,
Tequila tweeted that she was pregnant as a gift to her brother and his wife... as their surrogate.
"I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his wife!!! That is my xmas present to them," she wrote. "I'm pregnant!!!!"
She later amended her statement, admitting to Life & Style: "I'm about to be [pregnant]. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters... I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process," she said, "but without having to actually have the baby as mine, my own to take care of."
So roughly five weeks ago, Tequila was planning to carry a baby for her brother. Casey Johnson passed away just over three weeks ago. An obstetric sonogram will show a fetus' heartbeat at about seven weeks, according to Dr. Wikipedia.
Don't be shocked, but we think Tila Tequila might not be that great at math.
Claim: Tila Tequila is pregnant, May 2009
Tequila carried an invisible child for a matter of days last year - in May, she tweeted, "I'm gonna tell y'all something REAL FAST, then delete it ok?... Since nobody is awake... reason why I've been feeling sick on and off lately is because yes, I am pregnant!"
The reality star
took down the post as promised, though she'd alluded to a pregnancy earlier the same week. "You should at least step up to the plate or I'm gonna have to put you on blast in the media," she wrote. "I'm talking about someone very very very very very f**king famous! He is like A-list famous."
Reeeeeally? As though the tweets had not come from her own hand, Tequila posted a retraction to her
MySpace Blog days later, curiously stating: "I just felt the need to clear up the rumors for all of my fans because I care about you and want you to know the truth! Lately the rumors have been piling up, and I just felt the need to clear up the rumors for all of my fans ... I am not currently pregnant. So there you go! Let's move on now! NEXT!"
And how about the scandals that
didn't revolve around Tequila's womb?
Claim: Tila Tequila plans suicide, October 2006
Please don't misunderstand: We're glad this one was a hoax... but it was a hoax. In October of last year, Tequila considered her preferred method of suicide on Twitter, even inviting her audience to make #tilacommitsuicide a trending topic. The reason for her deep depression? As far as we can tell, it was...
equal opportunity education.
Reeeeeally? Tila Tequila is alive, well, and apparently procreating.
Claim: Tila Tequila claims she's allergic to alcohol
Tequila claimed that NFL star and ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman choked her,
TMZ reported in September, but Merriman's lawyer said that his client was trying to keep an "extremely inebriated" Tila from unsafely leaving the apartment. Impossible, said Tequila via
Twitter: "
I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years... I cant drink."
In fact, she said, "
That is how I got the name Tila 'Tequila' cuz the irony."
Reeeeeally? The owner of the Stingaree nightclub where Tequila and Merriman spent the evening disagrees. Several of his employees told him the reality star drank shots of tequila and vodka. "She wasn't like falling down or anything of that nature, but she was visibly intoxicated," James Brennan told the
Associated Press. "It sounds like she's allergic to the truth."
Claim: Tila Tequila is an angel in a human body
Before they were removed,
Gawker snagged a
screenshot of tweets suggesting that Tequila is "God's Messenger," and "an angel disguised as a human."
Reeeeeally?
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This woman needs psychiatric help.
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I would say she`s full of feces..UH UH UH
WHAT A POOR EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN, DOES SHE LIKE MEN, DOES SHE LIKE WOMEN, IS SHE PREGNANT OR IS SHE NOT. I SPENT 3 TOURS IN VIETNAM AND THERE IS NOT A ONE OF THEM THAT I EVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN. ITS LIKE LIVING IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE EVER THEY SETTLE. ANOTHER WONDERFUL THING THAT OUR GOV'T DID FOR RETURNING VETS FROM VIETNAM, OUR OWN COUNTRY TURNED ON US AND YOU BROUGHT THE ENEMY HOPE W/ US. FORGET MY ASS, I LOST TO MANY FRIENDS OVER THERE PLUS AFTER BEING WOUNDED TWICE I GOT TO SPEND A TOTAL OF ALMOST 3.5 YRS IN THE V.A. HOSP. W/ BOTH WOUNDINGS. NOW WE HAVE O'BAMA WHO WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO A THIRD WORLD NATION.
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I couldn't of said it better! Thank You, You hit the nail right on the head! And THANK YOU FOR SERVING. PEOPLE DON'T THANK YOU GUY'S ENOUGH.
Good Night
Rosie :)
Jim, I was 18 when Viet Nam happened. I didn't have to go because I'm female. But, I didn't think that you, or any other American should have been sent there. I've never changed my mind. I do want you to know that I honored our service men then, and I will always honor you! So please, just let me say that not all of us disrespected you. I also understand your bitterness, but don't let that bitterness ruin you. I look at you as the hero you are. Thank you for serving and giving up so much!
It sounds like she is just looking for attention,and she'll do anything to get it.She needs some serious help.I hope she doesn't bring a baby into her world.
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skank
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She looks like a good breader but she is wacko.
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Why is this trash even in the media? She is not a celebrity, she is just a pathetic excuse for a woman. Pathological liar! Send the dog eater back to the country that puked her up!
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There should be laws against some people breeding.....This parasite breeding would be reason enough to enact them.
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And who exactly would "you" choose to breed? Could it possibly be more people that think there should be a law against some people breeding?
She thinks shes got truth on all these celebrities but she herself doesnt tell the truth about herself. Lies, Lies lies!!!!
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...if bad taste were a crime, this tequila skank would be on death row...
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How many venerial diseases do you suppose she has? Why in the world is this put up as a topic on AOL. Hi, I'm Tila Tequila, I have sex with many men, women, and who knows what else? I'm a a "Hata"? No, just interested in improving our society, and she is not it!
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Everything about this woman is FAKE!
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Whatever... Stop giving her attention and eventually she'll go away. Ignore her and her lies really mean nothing.
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REHAB, REHAB, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, PICK ONE AND GO!!! SHE IS MAKING THE OTHER SKANKS VERY MAD WITH ALL THIS ATTENTION, WAIT, IS THAT PARIS FRENCH KISSING LOHAN, OH SORRY JUST THAT DAMN DOG SHE HAULS AROUND.
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wow, it's pretty sad when tila tequila is a news story and she gets a fairly long article written about her. she was a porn star who got lucky and for some reason became famous and got her own show. people won't stop talking about her. i can't believe i am writing something about her.
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She is the reason I quit drinking Tequila. Just the name makes me sick
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