There's Competition to Be the Next Naked Senator

By Rob Shuter Posted Feb 1st 2010 11:59PM

Newly-elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown famously dropped trou for Cosmopolitan magazine waaaay before he took Ted Kennedy's Senate seat. So, now that he's back in the spotlight, the magazine would love nothing more than to have another Brown-in-the-buff photo spread. And if he's not game, there's another senator Cosmo has their eyes on. Find out who after the jump!

Cosmo's Next Naked Senator Is ...

Now I have your attention! Handsome new Senator Scott Brown says he has no regrets about posing naked for Cosmopolitan magazine back in 1982, although he hasn't yet responded to the magazine's offer to reprise his sexy au naturale centerfold. That has led the number one women's magazine to turn its eye towards fellow U.S. Senator Evan Bayh (Democrat from Indiana) to replace him.

"If we can't get Scott to come back, the only other U.S. Senator we want is Evan Bayh," Cosmo's fun and fearless Editor in Chief Kate White tells me. "We think he's hot in a natural, low-key, Midwestern sort of way; and while he seems stuck in the typical red tie rut, we're happy to see that at least his hair isn't pasted down in the standard Senate stay-press style."

So hurry up with that answer, Scott. You might be the first politician who actually benefited from dropping your pants -- but maybe not the last! Seems like an easy way to get the attention of women voters, no?

Tiger's Worried His Kids Don't Remember Him

It's not just the public that hasn't seen Tiger since his infamous Thanksgiving Day accident -- neither have his children. And this has got the troubled golfer very worried.

"Tiger is very concerned that his children will not recognize him. It's been so long since he last was them," a concerned friend of the golfer tells me. "You can say whatever you want about him as a man but he has always been a great father. Not seeing your children for such a long time, especially when they are so young, would be scary for any parent."

I agree but can't help to think that if you had thought about your children sooner, you wouldn't be in this mess!

See a Broadway Show for Free!

The Broadway League's annual Kids' Night on Broadway, which affords young people the opportunity to experience the magic of live theatre, kicks of this week with lots of fun and free events -- including a chance to meet 'High School Musical' star Corbin Bleu or brilliant 'Today' host Meredith Vieira. There is even a chance to see a Broadway show for free.

For more info or tickets: http://kidsnightonbroadway.com/

Tags: scott brown, ScottBrown, tiger woods, TigerWoods

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Monday 01 February

By Bobsomm

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This is really inane. I saw a ridiculous title and clicked it. I hope there are few readers because this guy really needs something worthwhile to do. Rob Shuter, how about writing something worthwhile next time.
Peace Bob

Tuesday 02 February

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By SHUSH

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How lame a way to try to bash Brown.
He did it as a contest in 1-9-8-2,,
18 years ago, it was not porn or perverted...

Get a frikin life already w/this left wing
character assassin crop

By Geepers

Must be a vast right wing Tea Party conspiracy.

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