John Mayer on Jessica Simpson, 'Racist' Private Parts

John Mayer just got more candid than ever, opening up about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and his "white supremacist" private parts. Yes, white supremacist.
In an interview with
Playboy, Mayer explained that he was practically addicted to ex-girlfriend Simpson. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
Mayer was a little tamer in their discussion on his other highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Aniston, and cited something unusual as a reason for their breakup. "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting," he said.
"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter," he continued. "I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
But even after their breakup, it's clear that Mayer still cares for Aniston. "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense," he said. "It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?"
And although Mayer is known as a ladies man, he admits that when it comes to black women, he hasn't been so open-minded. "My [d-word] is sort of like a white supremacist," he revealed. "I've got a Benetton heart and a David Duke [c-word]. I'm going to start dating separately from my [d-word]."
He then revealed a few black women he has crushes on: Holly Robinson Peete ("gorgeous"), Hilary from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' (that would be actress Karyn Parsons), and Kerry Washington.
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I like this guy, I really do. But is it necessary to talk about every brain spurt that pops into your head?
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Who knew so many size queens would be attracted to someone as ordinary looking as Mayer!! I knew an openly gay man who had women throwing themselves at his feet because word got out that he was packing 10". It didn't hurt that he was gorgeous and had a great personality. Mayer has neither and is barely entertaining...so size DOES matter, eh?
Yepper. Seems John Schlong Mayer can do no wrong with the ladies. Seems like it's just a fascination with a 'new toy' judging from the number of women he's dated lately. Guys love the big boobs, ladies love the big tubes!!!
It's a good thing Mayer can sing because he seems like a d*ck.
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As usual John puts his foot in his mouth. Keep it up John, or you can kiss your
popularity goodbye (or what's left of it)
When Jessica was interviewed when they broke up, she said she was ashamed what
he made her do sexually. She felt "dirty".
This man is sexually perverted, thinks his penis is God's gift to women, and needs
to be put out of his misery !!! What an ego !!
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It is always what He made her do! I am so sure she was forced into anything. Get real and get back to class before the principal catches you out of study hall sis.
he is goofy looking--mediocre talent--now a proven idiot--Why would ANY woman like this guy ??
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I couln't have said it better. He's always been an idiot. Any woman who gets with him and finds herself mentioned in one of his moronic self-centered interviews...shame on you sister!
SOME SINGERS NEED TO KEEP MOUTH SHUT UNLESS IT IS FOR MUSIC.
In my humble opinion this guy is talented,a unique artist, and funny as hell. The stuff out of his mouth is refreshingly different and quite candid. I think he likes his weed too.
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What a d--k head. Go back under the rock you crawled out from under. There are plenty of other "brighter" entertainers.
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Bight and entertainers. Oxymoron.
So let me get this straight Jon...Are yu saying that your parts won't perform when the lady in question is black? Hmmmmm... considering that your parts are operated by your mind, guess that makes you a white supremacist, eh? Grow up!!!! You're not with Jen because you talk too much, clear and simple. You hurt Jessica, you did...no one else! So stop with the attention seeking. You career ain't happening. Get over it!
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Thank you!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!!
My sentiments EXACTLY!!!
LOL @ Jessica Simpson. More like a stupid bomb. I'm not going to pretend to be a fan of his, I just don't understand why he's talking about these things. The women he's dated aren't talking about it. He needs some attention? If he dated a 500 lb black chick I might pay some attention. But even then, probably not.
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because its playboy magazine....
I love you as a singer/song writer....but please...keep your inner most thoughts to yourself.
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This guy would not have been able to get any good looking women if he were not a singer. He is butt ugly.
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It's so wonderful to know that guys see this guy as as much of a d**k as the girls do. Thanks guys..
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how does that dork get all the hot girls?....i mean his music isnt that great and he looks like a nerd? whats up with that? maybe he's a nice guy...who knows
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