John Mayer on Jessica Simpson, 'Racist' Private Parts

John Mayer just got more candid than ever, opening up about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and his "white supremacist" private parts. Yes, white supremacist.
In an interview with
Playboy, Mayer explained that he was practically addicted to ex-girlfriend Simpson. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
Mayer was a little tamer in their discussion on his other highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Aniston, and cited something unusual as a reason for their breakup. "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting," he said.
"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter," he continued. "I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
But even after their breakup, it's clear that Mayer still cares for Aniston. "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense," he said. "It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?"
And although Mayer is known as a ladies man, he admits that when it comes to black women, he hasn't been so open-minded. "My [d-word] is sort of like a white supremacist," he revealed. "I've got a Benetton heart and a David Duke [c-word]. I'm going to start dating separately from my [d-word]."
He then revealed a few black women he has crushes on: Holly Robinson Peete ("gorgeous"), Hilary from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' (that would be actress Karyn Parsons), and Kerry Washington.
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who gives a rats behind about this guy. i never saw someone so in love with themselves since the sex and the city girls.
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look at all these whiteguilt liberals trashing john mayer, i'll bet not one of the men attacking mayer would ever touch a black woman either, what hypocrites!
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He's a sick sick puppy and while his whiney brand of music may be beloved his "C" or his "d" most definitbely are not
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ugly
dumb as can be
disease infested
nasty personalities
who here could fault john mayer? at least he has the guts to tell the truth, not like all these liberal hypocrites
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Now,now, Billybob(by the way,you do know that names should be capitalized,right?)you really shouldn't talk about your momma that way!
Hmmmmm let's see - even though he thinks he got popular during the era of the twitterati, he needs to understand that he's just a TWIT!!!!! And if he was spooning out his whiney music in the pre-Twit 1990's , he would be considered a garden variety D=BAG
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What's wrong with this tool? Mayer should keep his mouth shut about his sexual partners like any decent guy would. Guess he's no decent guy. This must be the way he gets a little publicity when his career is in the dumpster. What a clown! Maybe the girls he's laid should tell what a loser in bed he is.
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I used to really like him but then he seemed to be all about using women and then talking about them. It's like he has attention deficit disorder. I can't believe any new women are into this guy. I even stopped taking his tweets...they were so much about "him".
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Here's some advice: 1. Stop doing interviews.
2. Stop talking about Black Women, you know nothing about us.
and 3. Stop talking about your nubbin, er, penis.
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He has a great voice but thats about it. I find him tacky ...and beyond desperate for attention. Everytime i hear about him in the tabloids its always regarding who he has slept with or how they F..k in bed. And thats the type of attention he wants apparently because he never shuts the f..k up. What a pig...he is lucky that those ladies gave him the time of day
I really hope he grows up and starts talking about more important things exc...
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The sexiest organ in the human body is the what????
Answer: The Brain, which little Johnny boy lacks ....hey, he is " The Incredible Shinking Boy". Adios to your career
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la said it all...........!!
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Sounds like a witch hunt.. I think a lot of people think the way that he does they are just not as verbal about it. I think it's awesome that he speaks his mind without regret. It shows a lot of class and a lot of courage in a generation were everyone is judged so harshly especially in the entertainment industry. You may not agree with what he is saying but at least give him credit for saying it.... Sounds like with John Mayer love him or hate him what you see is what you get..
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These are stupid things to say. Either he was really stoned or he's just another self-indulgent,self-revolving musician. What a shame that someone so talented could say such dumb and insensitive things. He's so off my ipod, who wants to support the success of such a pea-brain, no matter how often he apologizes?
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Your all idiots just shut up
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Honestly, why is this a big deal? the guy says what's on his mind, and its not like its a big controversial issue such as race or religion or whatever, and he's catching fire for it, if your one of those people who are mad about what he said should try speaking their mind on a regular day basis.
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