Jon Gosselin's Ex Fights Back With Worst Magazine Cover in Print History

By Mike Hess Posted Feb 12th 2010 11:49AM

Pop-Ed: Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is trying to ruin the octodad's Valentine's Day in a way that every man on earth fears -- by mocking his manhood in an exclusive interview with Steppin' Out magazine. She goes into lurid detail about Mr. Gosselin's size (or lack of, according to her), but there's just one problem: Class and tact aside, the magazine cover makes her look even more ridiculous than anything she could possibly say about Gosselin. Sorry, Miss Glassman, but our disapproval is after the jump >>>.

The Steppin' Out cover is essentially what Maxim would look like if fourth graders with a half-day of Photoshop training ran the publication. They were going for sexy, but what they got was absurd. Glassman, in a leopard-print top and pink underwear, stares blankly at the camera as if she knows what a horrible idea this was. If what they were going for was lingerie chic, what they got is Village People raunch.

For reasons unexplained, Glassman is also sporting fingerless pleather gloves -- complete with a huge costume jewelry ring on her right ring finger, naturally. And, just for good measure, there's a gold snake armband enveloping her right bicep.

Photograph and wardrobe aside, Steppin' Out should probably be on the hunt for a new graphic designer and copywriter. "Judge This Haters!" blares the headline, with a big fat arrow pointing to Hailey. She's the only person on the cover, yet they point to her as if readers would be distracted by someone else. We'd like to think Steppin' Out readers have the bandwidth to figure out that a headline next to the person on the cover is actually about that person. Also, there should be a comma after "this," but correcting grammar on a cover of this caliber just seems silly.

Glassman's facial expression says it all: Get me out of this ridiculous situation. Her deadpan face screams "What the hell did I get myself into?" and in a sense, we kind of felt bad for her ... that is, until we got past the cover and saw how she went about her revenge on Jon.

"I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time," Glassman says of their relationship and Jon's nether regions. So, you're seeking sympathy from the world by bragging about how you berated and mocked your ex? Honey, class always tops crass, and you've certainly gone for the latter here.

Hailey, if you're looking to come out on top in the public's perception, perhaps you should take a break from the bitter and petty insults in less-than-reputable magazines. Also, never let a blind stripper dress you for a magazine cover shoot.

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Hailey Glassman Snapshots

Hailey Glassman referees Celebrity Boxing 15 at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada on December 18, 2009 in Essington, Pennsylvania. Celebrity Boxing 15 Philadelphia Airport Ramada Essington, PA United States December 18, 2009 Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/WireImage.com To license this image (59175355), contact WireImage.com

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Hailey Glassman Snapshots

Hailey Glassman attends the press conference for Celebrity Boxing 15 at Grey Social Bar on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Celebrity Boxing 15 Press Conference Grey Social Bar Philadelphia, PA United States December 16, 2009 Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/WireImage.com To license this image (59164319), contact WireImage.com

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman (L) and Stephanie Ovadia are seen during a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman is seen during a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman and David Feldman pose after a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman;Damon Feldman

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Friday 12 February

By Lori

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Tacky, tacky,tacky......aren't your 15 minutes up yet? Bet mommy and daddy aren't even proud of this move or who knows maybe they are. Should let me photoshop your next photo I could make it look a hell of a lot better than that.

By maren morrow

OmG, I feel so bad for her! What in the heck was she thinking. Or in this case wasn't thinking. She looks HORRIBLE!

By Wilde Childe

You feel bad for her? ARe you as nuts as she is? This also proves that she is trash and really was only out for any publicity by being with him. I will bet that he is oh so glad that she is in the past. Then again, that picture is worth a good belly laugh and roll on the floor.

By Mindy

You feel sorry for her? You reap what you sow, and in this case, Hailey feels the need to make her poor choices publicly, and it speaks volumes about her..

By crazie

OK I am not a fan of Jon's. In fact it annoys me that he has all of this fame for being a sperm donor. However, this is hysterical. Hailey honey, Kate and everyone else can sit back and have a good laugh at your expense. It was proven once again that you are just trash. Hailey's family must be soooooooooo proud of the fact her 20 seconds of fame is now over and she openly discusses how displeased she was with his size. Her family is from money and proves that money cannnot buy class. Thanks Hailey for giving us all a good laugh at your expense.

By Tami

Send her and Kate Gosselin to a deserted island with no tanning booth or tacky clothes and let them live their miserable lives away from the rest of society. And for goodness sake, do NOT give them cell phones or twitter!!

By Susan

Hate much?! I think Kate has handled herself very well through all of Jon's bull crap. Hailey is looking to cash in on the fact that she laid with a dog and now has fleas. In my opinion, the less said the better from her but she just can't shut up. Go away Hailey and let this stupidity die!!

Monday 15 February

By Tex

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Susan, what is the difference between your hate and Tami's? Let's not be hypocrites.

Tuesday 16 February

By Cyndi

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By gjb

Hailey continues to make her family PROUD! (What a piece of trash).

By tj

Why are they letting this mentally unstable woman pose? She reminds me of Amy Fisher Long Island Lolita in that pic.

By Jennifer

THANK YOU!!! It was driving me nuts, I kept thinking that pic reminded me of something.. that is exactly it! Amy Fisher

Now please excuse me while I go serilize my eyeballs.

By Downtown Glam Airbrush

Hailey Glassman is so nasty,ugly,and just out right blah.None of can believe she was on the cover of any mag. But, since they made her look like and out right low paid prostitute,they hit the nail on the head.Hey Hailey go get a job on G-street idiot. God may love you but, everyone elese cant stand you!Please go away so we dont have to go to our local stores and see you in magz.or on them. Also Jon you jerk you gave Ed Hardy look horrible on you and thats why my husband got rid of all his Hardy cloths thousands down the toilet thanks alot Skank banger should of just dealt with and made you marriage work you needed someone to ride you ass at all times or you'd turn out like you are now and idiot.

By rex

Maybe she should hook up with John Mayer.

By valeskas

Oh yes, that would be good. Two dumb people together.

By jenikings

I bet Ed Hardy is sorry they ever hooked up with John Gosselin! Who on earth would wear those ridiculous t shirts after seeing him trying to relive his youth?

By tam

Why is anyone interested in what she has to say anyway? Her claim to fame is sleeping with a married man, in public...yes, they were separated, but he was still married.
She has no discernable talent, so please let her fade away into oblivion..

By Dori

I had no clue who these people were, until after they split up, then it was all over the news, not real news. I only knew they had 8 kids, (I think) & had a show. They have gone thier own ways, get over 'em! Hey! ya think this "lady" on the magazine cover is also one on Tiger Woods ex. Silly, Silly, things people are worried about. I'm @ work & really bored, so I figured...jump in.

By Paula

Trashy cover for a trashy pos. If Jon was so small, then why did she stay with him and get upset when there were rumors going around about him being with other women? Maybe he was tired of the grand canyon between her legs.

By PatMagroin

...it's man-made.

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