Pop-Ed: Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is trying to ruin the octodad's Valentine's Day in a way that every man on earth fears -- by mocking his manhood in an exclusive interview with Steppin' Out magazine. She goes into lurid detail about Mr. Gosselin's size (or lack of, according to her), but there's just one problem: Class and tact aside, the magazine cover makes her look even more ridiculous than anything she could possibly say about Gosselin. Sorry, Miss Glassman, but our disapproval is after the jump >>>.