Jon Gosselin's Ex Fights Back With Worst Magazine Cover in Print History

By Mike Hess Posted Feb 12th 2010 11:49AM

Pop-Ed: Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is trying to ruin the octodad's Valentine's Day in a way that every man on earth fears -- by mocking his manhood in an exclusive interview with Steppin' Out magazine. She goes into lurid detail about Mr. Gosselin's size (or lack of, according to her), but there's just one problem: Class and tact aside, the magazine cover makes her look even more ridiculous than anything she could possibly say about Gosselin. Sorry, Miss Glassman, but our disapproval is after the jump >>>.

The Steppin' Out cover is essentially what Maxim would look like if fourth graders with a half-day of Photoshop training ran the publication. They were going for sexy, but what they got was absurd. Glassman, in a leopard-print top and pink underwear, stares blankly at the camera as if she knows what a horrible idea this was. If what they were going for was lingerie chic, what they got is Village People raunch.

For reasons unexplained, Glassman is also sporting fingerless pleather gloves -- complete with a huge costume jewelry ring on her right ring finger, naturally. And, just for good measure, there's a gold snake armband enveloping her right bicep.

Photograph and wardrobe aside, Steppin' Out should probably be on the hunt for a new graphic designer and copywriter. "Judge This Haters!" blares the headline, with a big fat arrow pointing to Hailey. She's the only person on the cover, yet they point to her as if readers would be distracted by someone else. We'd like to think Steppin' Out readers have the bandwidth to figure out that a headline next to the person on the cover is actually about that person. Also, there should be a comma after "this," but correcting grammar on a cover of this caliber just seems silly.

Glassman's facial expression says it all: Get me out of this ridiculous situation. Her deadpan face screams "What the hell did I get myself into?" and in a sense, we kind of felt bad for her ... that is, until we got past the cover and saw how she went about her revenge on Jon.

"I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time," Glassman says of their relationship and Jon's nether regions. So, you're seeking sympathy from the world by bragging about how you berated and mocked your ex? Honey, class always tops crass, and you've certainly gone for the latter here.

Hailey, if you're looking to come out on top in the public's perception, perhaps you should take a break from the bitter and petty insults in less-than-reputable magazines. Also, never let a blind stripper dress you for a magazine cover shoot.

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Hailey Glassman Snapshots

Hailey Glassman referees Celebrity Boxing 15 at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada on December 18, 2009 in Essington, Pennsylvania. Celebrity Boxing 15 Philadelphia Airport Ramada Essington, PA United States December 18, 2009 Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/WireImage.com To license this image (59175355), contact WireImage.com

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Hailey Glassman Snapshots

Hailey Glassman attends the press conference for Celebrity Boxing 15 at Grey Social Bar on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Celebrity Boxing 15 Press Conference Grey Social Bar Philadelphia, PA United States December 16, 2009 Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/WireImage.com To license this image (59164319), contact WireImage.com

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman (L) and Stephanie Ovadia are seen during a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman is seen during a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman

Hailey Glassman Snapshots

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 16: Hailey Glassman and David Feldman pose after a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation female divisions next event on December 16, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo Jeff Fusco/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Hailey Glassman;Damon Feldman

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Tuesday 16 February

By Don

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Bev, your right Jon is a total loser but both parents choose to put money before there kids. Reality TV is no place for children period. Kate's a loser too for wanting to continue with show. In the best interests of the kids and the misled public I hope they get cancelled for good!

Monday 22 February

By Kelly

Food for thought...If he is too small maybe she is too big. She is the one who was with a married man. What was she thinking.

By a1exjet

Here's what I love about this magazine article .... it publicly points out that any chick who'd be with Jon is a loser just like he is and someone is making a few bucks off the Goslins instead of them making reality TV blood money for being lousy parents.

By Barb

Her remark about Jon's manhood was very low. And Kate's remarks about Jon (also saying it to his face) that his manhood is 'stubby' is very low too. These women have no class or feelings about anyone but themselves. If Kate thinks she's sexy, she should look again. She's out dating, looking for a career as an excuse for not taking care of her children. The kids are the victims. These kids should be adopted out to someone who will love them and give them a normal life.

By Chrissy

WHAT THE HELL??? ISN'T THIS CHICK'S DADDY A PLASTIC FREAKING SURGEON.. I GUESS WHEN YOU FORK A MARRIED MAN, THAT WHOLE KARMA THING TAKES A REALLY BIG BITE OUTTA YOUR ASK! POOR CHILD, IT'S BAD SHE KNEW BETTER, AND DID IT ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.. STOP GIVING WHORE'S THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME, AND SPARE US PLWEASEEEEEEE!

By Mary

I have been waiting for this and what is funny it is exactly what I thought it would be. This woman could not get famous off Jon and now she is pretty much selling her looks. The sad thing is it will be eaten up by many and that is just sick. The girl obviously has no talent, well unless you include her partying and acting like a itch then with that I guess in this sick world she is going to be just fine because its all about the looks and exploiting her body which she has learned to do very well! No more respect for ones body anymore. There are ways of flaunting it without giving it all away! What in the heck happen to leaving it to the imagination! I will stick with my ways because I have to much respect for myself as should the woman of today.

By Dahlia

What Kate ans Hailey aren't realizing (or admitting) is that Jon was expected to play his organ in their Cathedrals!

By Bill G.

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Maybe Jon is not small, her crater is too big!

By lizbeth

OMG...Hailey on a mag cover dressed like she had no money and went down to the goodwill store and picked up a few "items" that people no longer had use for! PRICELESS....
What a bitter little tramp. I think the magazine knew exactly what they were doing. I'm surprised she didn't pick up on the snickering as they did the photo-shoot and interview....LOL

By Paul

tj, you nailed it ! I was thinking the same thing. Amy Fisher all the way. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that cover photo ! She has about as much class as Fisher also. The whole lot of them need to fade away quickly !

By linda

Isn't this a shame. Our world is full of cheap stuff and our young people are eating it right up - jersey shore? whatever that crap show is - shown be thrown off the air - one for making women look cheap - and two - it has nothing to do with jersey shore - change name to whore shore - also, as far as glassman? what is there to say??? i think her picture speaks for itself - cheap - low - and brainless

By Suki

No doubt, an oil drum would too small for Hailey Ho!

By hpeterson5987

Everyone ( including myself ) wondered why Kate was so hard on Jon. Now I know why, he was essentially her 1st child, who continually exercised bad behavior and choices. The shame of this whole situation is Jon & Kate's childrem will mature and grow, odds are Jon never will.

By Barbara

Those poor, poor Gosselin children! My heart breaks for them to be born to two parents who lost all sight of their well-being to the ALMIGHTY dollar. I pray Mom and Dad stash away plenty of bucks to pay for the extensive therapy they'll surely need.

By dawnluv80

Seems like some people will anything for fame, that is why she was with him in the first place!!

Wednesday 17 February

By susana

Hailey Glassman (and her fmaily for decieving Kate and pushing Jon into ehr daughters life). Hailey, you ought to get down on your knees and repent to G*d for your a very sinful manipulative WHORE! For you not only sinned against yourself, but also Kate abd Jon! Your nothing but a cheap WHORE whose ruined the lives of Kate and her childrens lives, not to mention Jon and yours!Yes, you ruined the lives of those 8 kids! Not to mention your selfish, self centered pathetic life! Yes you ought to repent and turn from your wicked ways for sinful people never gain, they only lsoe; lose their own souls!

The more I see of Hailey Glassman the less I want to, because shes a stuck up rich b&tch! People with money seem to have less sense, no heart or brains for what really matters and whats important. They seem to have less of them and all they do is screw up everyone elses life because of their sorry a&&es. As I see it her mother and father are the blame for her! But she ought to grow up and take soem responsibility for her behavior! I pray she loses it all before its too late and wakes up to her miserable life for it must be very lonely and empty for her to steal someone's else man and ruin so many lives. May it happen to her what shes done to everyone else! And it will, for what you sow, you reap!

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