For his short program at the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver on Tuesday, ice skater Johnny Weir busted out what can only be described as a men's corset. The black and pink number, so quintessentially Johnny, left us hungry for more Weir-ified outfits once the long program came around.

And it wasn't just Johnny's costume during his first skate that made our hearts flutter in anticipation. Italy's Samuel Contesti wore overalls, for cripes' sake. And Evan Lysacek -- who, coincidentally would win gold, as if that really matters -- plastered his body suit with feathers. If that doesn't get you going, what would?

Unfortunately, Johnny's second outfit left us underwhelmed. But it got worse from there.