'Bad Romance' singer Lady Gaga proves her femininity with a topless cover photo in British magazine Q, obscuring her breasts with just a gloved hand -- but she also pokes fun at some prevalent rumors by sporting an unmistakable (and clearly fake) bulge in her pants.

"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a d**k, so why not give them what they want?" she told the magazine (via MTV).