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Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that's what I will continue to do.
-Lindsay Lohan plans to promote a 'do as I say, not as I do' kind of mantra.
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Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that's what I will continue to do.
-Lindsay Lohan plans to promote a 'do as I say, not as I do' kind of mantra.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
I'm just supposed to walk her down the aisle and pay the bills.
-Bill Clinton on daughter Chelsea's pending nuptials.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f--king life.
-Lady Gaga on the importance of safe sex.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
I think mainly whether you call it Buddhism or another religion, self-discipline, that's important. Self-discipline with awareness of consequences.
-The Dalai Lama weighs in on the Tiger Woods sex scandal, after admitting to not knowing who the golfer was.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
She tasted like Goldschlager and maple syrup.
-Adam Lambert opens up about his kiss with Ke$ha.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
Back then no one even knew what they were. You became gay in the '70s.
-B-52s singer Fred Schneider talks about his sexuality.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
Take pics of hungry Hollywood starlets and douche bags that are out at clubs and bars that like it.
-Travis Barker rages on Twitter after getting into an altercation with paparazzi.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
People do not respect music anymore... They go by what's hot... If you're hot, you deserve 4 or 5 Grammys. Madonna is a genius and she only has 2 or 3 Grammys... What is that about?
-Timbaland doesn't think music awards are very fair.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
I've been waiting so long to hug my grandchildren.
-Jon Voight is happy to be reconciling his relationship with daughter Angelia Jolie.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010
I cultivated a real relationship with him the last 2 years of his life. It was the coolest thing. I would have tea with him- sometimes once a week, sometimes twice a week.
-Paula Abdul on her relationship with Gene Kelly.
Quips & Quotes: February 27, 2010