Madonna Offers Love Advice on 'Marriage Ref'

By PopEater / Wire Services Posted Mar 12th 2010 07:10AM

Madonna doesn't think a wife should withhold sex from a sloppy husband, but she does believe a wife should dispose of her late husband's prosthetic leg to spare the feelings of the wife's current mate. This was some of Madonna's relationship advice on NBC's 'The Marriage Ref,' where she joined actor-comedians Larry David and Ricky Gervais as a guest panelist on Thursday's edition. The show invites its panel of "experts" to help analyze real-life disputes between married couples, mostly for laughs.

'The Marriage Ref,' which premiered last week, has Jerry Seinfeld as a creator and producer.

During the episode, Susan and David Harper, married for three years, were seen in their house squabbling over possessions left over from their past relationships. Susan wanted her husband to get rid of the sofa, where David and his ex-wife might have had hanky-panky, while David complained about Susan hanging on to the ashes and prosthetic leg of Don, her late husband.

Madonna's swift solution: "He gets rid of the couch, she gets rid of the leg."

"This is easily the most uncomfortable hour I've ever spent in my life," sighed David in the midst of the debate.

"Why?" Madonna retorted. "Because you're sitting next to a woman who's standing up to you?"

Tags: jerry seinfeld, larry david, madonna, Marriage Ref, ricky gervais

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Friday 12 March

By MAGOOS

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I am certain Madonna has plenty of experience with men but how is she qualified to speak on a show like this? She is working toward past mid age and I guess she is trying to redeem her image and drift on as a benign old lady! This woman will always have the same untalented, scruffy image in my book.

By charlie

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Madonna giving marriage advice? What a joke. That's like O.J giving advice on domestic violence. madonna is a very stupid individual who knows nothing about reality. She is so arrogant and ignorant. The only reason she appeared on this show is because she hasn't been relavant since 1991.Everytime she opens her mouth, she proovves just how stupid she really is, her and that phoney british accent should go away.

By John

Madonna giving advice about marriage. What a joke.

By DrRobert

Madonna is that last person that should be giving marriage advice. Does she forget about the book "Sex" she wrote years ago. Christ she did everything and everyone under the sun.

By joe

What about all the things you've done under the sun?,,see you dont have a microscope on you,,so we dont know about it,,what a hippocrite!!!

By Lynn

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Who cares what Madonna thinks, some advice for her, raise your children an clean up your life. Nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Take your money and get a new self image. Better yet give your life back to God.

By Lorrie

Surely, the people in the real world would not be taking marriage advice from any of these people. I don't think it was serious anyway.

By andrea

Why do you use the Lord's name in vain? Don't you wonder about this verse in the bible? God will hold you accountable one day for all the word's you used regarding the name of Jesus. Be aware!!

Exodus 20:Exodus 20:7
7 "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.

By Joy

What is Ricky Gervais doing on ANY show? He screwed up that Awards show.. He should be promptly sent back to England..

By cinthia

Madonna te amo eres la mejor, ame el programa donde saliste, te ves hermosa y eres la mas poderosa del mundo
A los que hablaron mal DE Madonna vayanse a la mierda

By Ralph Zuccaro

You have got to be KIDDING??/ Madonna giving advice on marriage???? Its like Sienfeld , the JEW, telling Jihadist how to behave??? Jerry has made WAY TO MUCH MONEY for what he does!!! Of course thats true of ALL HOLLYWOOD TRASH- They know how to sell trash though, BUT hell ,thats what AMERICA LIKES anymore-

By Diana

I am shocked that Jerry Seinfeld would have any part of this trashy show. I hope he didnt fly through all of his millions already. I guess that a million dont go as far as it used to.

By Who cares....

I love Jerry and Larry, but this show is too forced. The only thing funny about it is Tom Papa.

Saturday 13 March

By allana

This show is as dumb as the so called profs. giving advice. Especially Madonna the biggest whore who cheated on her husband and has slept with soo many men. What a joke and Jerry Seinfeld is over rated, go back to doing stand up and Madonna go back to spreading your legs because you can't sing. This show won't last, it's a joke as is the advice these hollywood trash advice givers.

By missy

Madonna lived across the street from my cousin in Bay City Michigan. Her family home was dirty and yard full of junk cars tires and christmas lights left up year round. She has a fake english accent and can't keep a man. Why would she be a judge?

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By mm

I think that this show is all just in fun. They will not have
couples on with real problems, it would not be responsible. After all who can really give advice in this day and age, we are
all a little bit screwed up. So sit back and have a laugh!

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