A Super Bowl winner and a "vampire" walk into a bar ... and, as they tied aprons on, announced they'd be cooking us a romantic meal.

What's wrong with this picture? Nothing, actually, since it was Reggie Bush and 'Twilight' star Peter Facinelli doing the cooking. We happened upon this unlikely duo at Tupperware's Kitchen Aphrodisiac Luncheon where, with guidance from the company's CEO Rick Goings, Bush and Facinelli helped make mahi-mahi with mango-pineapple salsa and chocolate cake -- in around 20 minutes.

We talked to the two stars about their newly-acquired kitchen skills, how they'll use them to impress their famous significant others, their go-to meals and what they'd eat as a last meal.