J-Woww and Ronnie to Bust Out 'Jersey Shore' Book

By Zach Dionne Posted Mar 24th 2010 10:40AM

The first 'Jersey Shore' book has been announced, and we're sad to say it won't be Snooki's tell-all.

'Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore' will come courtesy of cast members Jenni 'J-WOWW' Farley and Ronnie 'No Fancy Nickname for Me' Ortiz-Magrow. Entertainment Weekly describes the book-to-be as "a Guido guide on how to maintain that distinctive Jersey Shore look and attitude."

The inaugural (we're sure there will be more) 'Jersey Shore' book will be published by St. Martin's Press, whose recent nonfiction releases include former Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney's 'No Apology: The Case for American Greatness' and 'An End to al-Qaeda: Destroying Bin Laden's Jihad and Restoring America's Honor' by Malcolm Nance.

Neither J-WOWW nor Ronnie have tweeted about the news so far. Until we get further word of their involvement -- the book could easily turn out to be a "brought to you by two cast members" affair rather than a legitimate J-WOWW- and Ronnie-penned masterpiece -- we might take our chances living the 'Jersey Shore' experience by renting out the original house.

Tags: J-WOWW, jersey shore

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Wednesday 24 March

By cdill

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amen!

By chris

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Anyone who will be interested in this crap is ALREADY a guido and doesn't need this stupid book. The other 65 people who buy it will be guido family members.

By centropygecal

Can we just nuke the Jersey shore already?

By megallthat

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT EVEN FROM JERSEY.......THEY SHOULD ALL JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR!!!!!!

By Charlie

Wiggers

By Veronica211

Can their fans read?

By sccrnt97

alright well im kind of a fan of jersey shore
only cuz my sister wanted to watch and and while
watching that first show i realized why so many people
love it. they love it because its dramatic and seems
so real. which it is real...hints the name a reality show
well anyway for all of those people who love the t.v.
show they should get the book because its no different
then seeing a movie and reading the book for that movie.
some people do not get that its okay to have an opinon
but to stay positive because its just an opinon... well for now good bye:)

ohh and im pretty sure jersey shore fans can read.
for gosh sake its just a t.v. show it doesnt mean that
ur exactly like the people on there. mmost people who r hateing
on this show havent even watched an episode of it.

By sls424

i have seeen it and i live at there jersey shore, right over the bridge from seaside and this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. they have no idea whats its like to be from the jersey shore and if people think thats what its like they are awfully mistaken.

Thursday 25 March

yeah ur prob. right...

By Kimberly

This is pretty ironic considering I didn't think they were even capable of reading in the first place.

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