No one watches 'Titanic' expecting the ship to stay afloat, and no one insults Glenn Beck without anticipating a retort.

"I did call James Cameron the Antichrist, and I contend that he may be, but only because of the Celine Dion song [in 'Titanic']. Horrific," Beck said on FOX News, his usual sardonic air intact. "But the best part is, this guy has carried this joke around with him for three long years. The guy's making a billion dollars on a Smurf-murdering movie and he's stewing about a joke that nobody heard on a network that nobody watched. I mean, c'mon, really? It's time to walk away from the CGI just for a minute, Jim."