'Bombshell' Picks Fight With Chelsea Handler, Loses

By John Mitchell Posted Apr 1st 2010 04:20PM

Michelle Bombshell McGee and Chelsea Handler

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense -- not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.

So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with the E! gabber, according to EW.

The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.

But she didn't, of course. Bad move.

McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."

We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.

And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

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So, lesson learned: Defer to your opponent when you are not evenly matched. Not so fast.

McGee jumped on Facebook again to post the following response: "In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of 'Chelsea Lately'... I was laughing my a-- off... feel so honored to have a transsexual poke fun of me..."

Ouch. We expect Handler will have something to say about this. We're even a little afraid for you, Ms. McGee. Wow ... never thought we'd say that. Handler and her writers really should send this "Bombshell" a card -- the jokes write themselves.

Tags: chelsea handler, jesse james, Michelle mcgee

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Thursday 01 April

By Mike

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Why in the hell would anyone want to "ink" up their bodies like that?
Beyond a certain point, it's got to be a sickness.

By Carolyn Mansell

I agree. A few tattoos in discreet places on the body is totally cool, but people like that have a problem.

Saturday 03 April

By Lauren917

No tattoos is totally cool in my book.

By me

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I think McGee's jokes are funnier, and she doesn't seem as intimidated as the writer of the article thinks she should be.

By Vienna

I don't know if McGee's remarks are necessarily funnier, but she probably isn't "intimidated" because she's just nasty and a flat out mental case, as in pyschopathic narcistic, and every other mental disease out there. People in prison aren't intimidated either; which doesn't make them safe to know or be around. Just saying.

By tcraw10506

Being transsexual is not bad but putting all that stupid ink all over your body is.

By mintrubble71

"Bombshell" looks like Marilyn Manson in drag. Chelsea is an attractive, successful woman who has nothing to prove to anybody.

By Kimberly

Bad move McGee. You're messin' with the wrong chick because she can, & will, call you out.

By John F. C. Taylor

Chelsea Handler is NOT funny. What she appears to be can not be said in public. Asfor the other half of this dispute, boo hoo to you! You made yourself a target for peole like Handler when you started the affair.

By larry

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Chelsea Handler is not funny John???? What are you some old gas bag living at the home crapping in your depends or a bible thumping Goober sucking your thumb hoping some day you will get laid???

By just me

Chelsea Handler is not funny John???? What are you some old gas bag living at the home crapping in your depends or a bible thumping Goober sucking your thumb hoping some day you will get laid???

OMG! Thanks Larry! I find Chelsea so funny and always right on the money! Who in their right mind would agree with any of that
situation...this country is going to hell in a handbasket!

Monday 05 April

By sandy

LMAOROTF!!!

Sunday 04 April

By Susan

Lmao! Love it! Couldnt agree more. I bet the Bible thumper myself...

By cheri

OMG Larry. Thanks so much for my laugh of the day. That is hilarious!

By shawterry6

I don't have anything bad to say about either one of those two women.i just like michelle's look sexy looking with pretty eyes.

By Sadie

Seriously??? Those painted on eyebrows????