'Bombshell' Picks Fight With Chelsea Handler, Loses
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense -- not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.
So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on comedienne
Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with the E! gabber, according to
EW.
The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her
blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James
infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.
But she didn't, of course. Bad move.
McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."
We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.
And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!
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So, lesson learned: Defer to your opponent when you are not evenly matched. Not so fast.
McGee jumped on Facebook again to post the following response: "In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of 'Chelsea Lately'... I was laughing my a-- off... feel so honored to have a transsexual poke fun of me..."
Ouch. We expect Handler will have something to say about this. We're even a little afraid for you, Ms. McGee. Wow ... never thought we'd say that. Handler and her writers really should send this "Bombshell" a card -- the jokes write themselves.
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I think Chelsea is a smart, funny and sexy broad, but also, I'm not a big fan of people who go overboard w/ tattoos and especially mess with married guys.
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And I'm supposed to lose sleep over this because...?
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I am looking forward to seeing her in 20 years. You think she is ugly now? Haha a toxic melting oil painting still posing on a Battered old Harley trying to be erotic with it's tailpipe. Eww!
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That woman will look like a Salvadore Dali painting by the time she hits menopause!
I really like and enjoy Ms. Handler, but WOW, the girl could take a few lessons from y'all.
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Right on Chelsea Handler. You've said what everyone has been thinking. Hellz yeah!
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TATTOOING ONES FACE MAKES ME THINK ONE HATES ONES LOOKS
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1. "Bombshell", should be changed to "Skankshell",
2. All those tattoos are going to look pretty silly when she turns 60 or so, especially the "TROPHY GIRL" on her stomach.
3. Why oh why would she think she was a trophy girl to begin with ? Maybe a TRASHY Girl, just plain old nasty, nasty, nasty.
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I think she's a trophy girl...ok ok so maybe it is the Pabst Blue Ribbon, trailer park, father daughter tongue kissing trophy but hey an award is an award.
Pow, my foot. Chelsea opened her snarky mouth and got more than what she deserved but maybe Michelle is getting tired of being insulted up, down, and sideways, yanno? Can't say that I blame her.
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The only different between tattooed people and people without tattoos is that tattooed people don't care if you're tattooed or not
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Love Chelsea; hate the Skank.
Maybe the Skank will have Trophy Girl covered with Trashy Old B*tch when she gets older.
Tattoos on the face? How very Inmate of her.
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Hell yeah, Chelsea! Next time go for the jugular--McGee is a walking joke.
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Oh I am praying that sandra does not take this man back....she can find someone better ...She likes the bad boys thats why she is in this mess right now....he is going to ruin her life and she won't wake up untill she is old and he has done it to her ...over and over......
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Maybe if bombshell tattoo's her face camo green or just green tribal she'll blend with the background and we won't have to see her--she's like a thorn--pluck her and get rid of her--drop the pl and add a "F" HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!
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My mommy always told me to never date a girl with a tat of a snake on her breast. I wonder what she would say about "Bombshell" who has the history of the world all over her body. She could be an interesting read.
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Yup!
Chelsea = Famous and adored by her fans.
Michelle "What's on her face?" Magee = Infamous and scorned..
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^5
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I BELIEVE THE CORRECT PHRASE MALES HAVE USED FOR YEARS IS
"NOT EVEN WITH YOURS". I'VE BEEN DRUNK AND MAYBE AWAKENED WITH THE URGE TO CHEW MY ARM OFF THE NEXT MORNING SO AS NOT TO DISTURB LAST NITE'S MISTAKE, BUT SERIOUSLY? REALLY? MS. BOMBSHELL IS GONNA LOOK LIKE BOMBED HELL WHEN HER AS* GETS OLDER AND SHE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S HUSBAND TO BANG.
AND SERIOUSLY, HOW IS IT THAT WE ALL KNOW TIGER BY SIGHT, JESSE BY SIGHT, YET, THESE WOMEN CLAIM TOTAL IGNORANCE OF THEIR MARITUAL STATUS?
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Sometimes people get tattoos as a way of self mutilation, kind of like the way some people cut themselves, its an outward manifestation of some sort of inner pain, and some people are just dumb and get tattoos on their forehead
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