'Bombshell' Picks Fight With Chelsea Handler, Loses

By John Mitchell Posted Apr 1st 2010 04:20PM

Michelle Bombshell McGee and Chelsea Handler

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense -- not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.

So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with the E! gabber, according to EW.

The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.

But she didn't, of course. Bad move.

McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."

We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.

And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

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So, lesson learned: Defer to your opponent when you are not evenly matched. Not so fast.

McGee jumped on Facebook again to post the following response: "In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of 'Chelsea Lately'... I was laughing my a-- off... feel so honored to have a transsexual poke fun of me..."

Ouch. We expect Handler will have something to say about this. We're even a little afraid for you, Ms. McGee. Wow ... never thought we'd say that. Handler and her writers really should send this "Bombshell" a card -- the jokes write themselves.

Tags: chelsea handler, jesse james, Michelle mcgee

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Thursday 01 April

By Mdx

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Well.. I'd rather have naturally earned cheese on the arms called Cellulite, than left over cheese in the mouth that came from a married man. ewwwwwwww! she should have picked a better subject.

Friday 02 April

By $$$TOSPEND

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I'LL PAY FOR THE MUD WRESTLING CONTEST!!!

By patricia aprill

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No one is going to side with megee..she already has a strike against her for messing with sandra's man! she will not get any sympathy from anyone so her best bet is to fade out gracefully....as for messing with chandler,,she double screwed herself...i think sandra should be a guest on the show and both women smack mcgee good...just saying

By Lady Brett Ashley

I agree with John. Chelsea Handler is not funny. But, Bombshell is really sleazy
so Handler wins the face off.

By AP

This round goes to Chelsea...Michelle is Rob Zombie's love child, I think.

By nohades4me

She's ugly. Her kid is ugly. Her tattoos are ugly. Her character is ugly. Her life is ugly. She has nothing.... this will be her greatest moment-and that's not saying much.

Saturday 03 April

By ltlmstrblmkr15

hey 'nohades'.....sorry,but that's exactly where you're headed.....bad-mouthin an innocent lil child,you idiot. you should feel bad for the poor lil guy & the horrid life his innocent lil self must be enduring.Imagine having that thing for a mother,sheesh.

By EQUITAS

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Chelsea Handler is a crude, vulgar woman, who has repeatedly demonstrated that she has no respect for men. She and her show blight on our culture.

By moveover

Where do people get the idea that they are cool putting prison tattoos on their body. They look so stupid, and that includes celebrities as well. God says do not put any mark on your body. Only the pagans do that.

By hi there

ALL I AM GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE IS BRAVO CHELSEA. VERY GOOD JOB...LOVED IT

By Paloma

People who have excessive tatoos are just as mentally unstable as people who have excessive plastic surgery. They obviously hate themselves.

Wednesday 07 April

By Christina Kontz

And of course you have a Ph.D. in Psychology - no wait - an M.D. in Psychiatry, right? Please stop with the amateur diagnosis. You are doing a real disservice to those people who really do struggle with mental health issues. Unless of course, you really are a psychologist/psychiatrist - but then, if you were, you would be ethically bound not to opine on someone you've never treated.

By organonfire

Bombshell is a beauty and her tats are hot while Chelsea Handler looks like some sort of nasty dude who took got an awful sex change. Bombshell is right, that hideous thing does look like a tranny. Who cares what Bombshell's skin looks like when she is 60 anyway. Most everyone will be ugly by the time they hit that mark.

By teakin88

Strange as it is to say this, I'm actually rooting for Chelsea Handler, whom I really do not like. But hey, this sick freak is asking to be ridiculed, so I say let her have it.

By shirleyA

I'd like to sit with a tub of popcorn watching
these to go at it like at a tennis match, cutting
each other down. This is funny stuff!

By billirose30

Ms. Bombshell has picked a fight with the wrong person. Chelsea Handler is not only better looking, she's smart as hell and has a rapier wit. I don't think Ms. Bombshell has a snowball's chance in hell in a war of words with Handler. Bombshell would probably be much more attractive if she hadn't covered her face and body with lame tattoos.

By jenniferstewart

well it just goes too show her fifteen minute's of fame is up whilst sand b is moving on and if jesse think's his ticket is still golden not it tarnishe'd right along with his man hood because he would have too be so desperate too screw that man men these day's yall are so desperate and sad im not saying you all are just the one's i notice have fun in crazy land pop nut job's bye in my country pop nut job mean's a man who is loose all the time

By rob

I heard she had the forehead tattoo done so whatever guy she is orally servicing will remember her.....

By Moona

Am I crazy or am I the only one who thinks this chick isn't that great looking all around...I don't dig her look at all

By Willsend

Bombshell is a appropriate name...She needs to be careful..A tattoo on her boobs could puncture those over stuffed funbags and she could explode and fly all over the place...Be careful Jesse she could blow your balls off...Chelsea you are funny!

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