'Bombshell' Picks Fight With Chelsea Handler, Loses

By John Mitchell Posted Apr 1st 2010 04:20PM

Michelle Bombshell McGee and Chelsea Handler

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense -- not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.

So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with the E! gabber, according to EW.

The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense, since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke, she should have just left it go.

But she didn't, of course. Bad move.

McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."

We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.

And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

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So, lesson learned: Defer to your opponent when you are not evenly matched. Not so fast.

McGee jumped on Facebook again to post the following response: "In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of 'Chelsea Lately'... I was laughing my a-- off... feel so honored to have a transsexual poke fun of me..."

Ouch. We expect Handler will have something to say about this. We're even a little afraid for you, Ms. McGee. Wow ... never thought we'd say that. Handler and her writers really should send this "Bombshell" a card -- the jokes write themselves.

Tags: chelsea handler, jesse james, Michelle mcgee

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Friday 02 April

By jerk

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I don't think either one is particularly witty, but I'll side with Handler this time.

By johnbgoode

CAT FIGHT, CAT FIGHT!!! I JUST LUV A GOOD OLD FASHION CAT FIGHT!

By valeskas

Chelsea give that bee heck, this skank, deserves nothing, but heck. I rather have an intelligent woman like Chelsea around, then a tattooed stupid thing, like Mcgee. I can see her in 20 years, tattoos all shriveled up, how ugly she will be.

By miguel

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I used to think Chelseys show was funny until it became so pro gay ,pro Obama lame. The Jersey Shore needs another cast member to stink it up some more.

By ED

ROTFLMAO !!! Dang Chelsa...that was funny..especially what you said about her having JJ's balls on her face...hehehhehhe

By Cindy

My Dad always said "Don't peck sh*t with the chickens!" Michelle McGee is a seriously disturbed individual that doesn't deserve 1 minute of fame for her indisgretions. Wheather the fact that she projects herself as a "skanky wh*re" by sleeping with a married man or an "obsessed maniac" by defaming her entire body with the most disgusting display of art, she's not worth sparring with or talking about. Chelsea, don't peck "sh*t" with this chicken.....

By Yvette MQ

They are both stupid and self centered. One is a loud mouth disgusting pig of a talk show host and the other is a serious hazard to little girls that ever have to see her and ask their moms what is on her body and why. God McGee you really are a mess I don't care how pretty your eyes are, When you are old you are going to look like a crumbled up news paper, YUCK.

By Diva

As a tattooed woman, though not nearly to the extent of McGee, trust me, if we don't care what you think we look like NOW with all our ink, we're certainly not going to care what you think we look like when we're 65 with all our ink. Just sayin'....

AND, that being said, I have absolutely NO sympathy for Nazi-girl and hope Chelsea pulls out the big guns on her. Like goes off on one of her fast-talking, 5-minute, pow-pow-pow monologues... I love those.

By EarthWindFire82

Chelsea Handler tore Michelle Bombshell a new a*shole..or further stretched what Jesse James already tore..

By Nicole

That self-titled "Bombshell" is one of the most disgusting creatures on the planet. Kudos to Chelsea for giving her a figurative punch in her hideous face.

By Chris

Who cares????
She's funny! She's not funny! She looks stupid! I like the tattoo's! I don't like the tattoo's!
The real topic here should be about this guy Will who wrote the following above. "TATTOOING ONES FACE MAKES ME THINK ONE HATES ONES LOOKS" Who the hell talks like that?

Saturday 03 April

By momx8gramx4ml

One who properly speaks the English language is who talks like that. Would you prefer slang, Ebonics, or just plain bad English? Okay, that self-named Bombshell is a MESS and no one woulda even heard about her if she didn't sleep around with other people's husbands. There's a name for women like her and it sure ain't lady! I'm glad Chelsea slammed her good! You go Chelsea! Slam on that there tatooed freak! (is that better that I talked like I'm uneducated?)

Sunday 04 April

By imasassyscorpio

Educated people that know how to speak proper English talks that way.

By Apostate

Chelsea will devour this tatooed twit like bleu cheese and ask for third helpings.

By Weeble Wobble

Nasty! A hooker/stripper, covered head to toe in ink? Oh yeah, I'm sure somewhere they're engraving your 'Mom of the Year' plaque. Go hide under a rock and stay there...

By JesseJames

Yeah, Michelle McGee does have a penis. And it's bigger than mine unfortunately.

By Just Me

All I can say is, Jesse James is going to wake up one morning and say to himself: "What in the world was I thinking? Boy was I STUPID to throw it all away! I had the best woman in the world in Sandra Bullock and I threw it all away for that loser?"

By Dan

Chelsea is extremely funny, witty, and charitable. Without her, all the losers on her panel would be in a bread line or eeking out a living in a public restroom.

By daddyo

she looks like she could suck a watermelon through a garden hose.what a fukin skank to hit on over Sandra Bullock and throw that away.

By BJ

Chelsea is funny, but the thing is, she probably right, about all she said about Jesse's mistress! And, the same can be said about all those other b***hs he as been with! Sandra should get far away from Jesse and his "roachs." Yes, after all that Jesse has done, I think Sandra can be done with Jesse very easy.

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