Diablo Cody Not-So-Suddenly Married and Preggers

By Bryan Alexander Posted Apr 6th 2010 09:47PM

Long-time married! Pregnant! In two Tweets over five hours, celebrated screenwriter Diablo Cody rocked the Twitter-sphere with two major announcements Tuesday.

Sort of makes Ellen Page's big announcement day in 'Juno' -- which Cody penned -- seem pretty tame.

So from the top. On Tuesday afternoon Cody announced: "Thanks for the congrats on my fetus! No secrets here; just thought it would be fun to see how big I could get before someone noticed."

Pregnancy announcement out of the way, Cody continued five hours later. "I'm not 'secretly married,'" Cody wrote. "I married Dan last summer. Took wedding photos in Times Square, which is pretty much the opposite of secretive."

E! Online reports that the lucky guy is 'Chelsea Lately' staffer Dan Maurio, who told the Web site: "She's a great lady to make a fetus with."

The rest of the Tweets (on a great Twitter page) were no doubt false, but funny nonetheless.

Cody reveals she does have a dark secret: "I was secretly ordained as a Jesuit monk in 2001. Long story." (While she grew up Catholic, the former stripper seems to have strayed from the conservative wing of the church.)

And then: "Kathie Lee was my matron of honor."

Finally, showing a little bit of the expectant-mother magic that came across in 'Juno,' she wrote, "We tried for it. But obviously it's a little scary, too."

Don't know about you, but we can't wait for tomorrow's Tweets.

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Tuesday 06 April

By alysse

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Cody is talented, but the attitude schtick is getting old. It is a baby, in the fetus stage. You don't make a fetus you make a baby. Nor do you do congrats for a fetus, you congrats on a baby.

Wednesday 07 April

By WTF?

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Who the phuk is Diablo Cody?

By S. D. Humphries

"Preggers", who made this silly word up? It sounds ridiculous.

By Nico Toscani

Who would marry that disgusting, talentless hack? I guess he likes old hookers.

By Erin

Nobody noticed or cared DC because you haven't been relevant since Juno.

By Courtney

congrats to Diablo and her husband on the impending arrival of their baby and preggers has actually been around for about 50 years since back in those days you couldn't say pregnant on Television radio or in print for instance in Tennessee Williams Plays Cat On A Hot Tin Roof & Sweet Bird Of Youth one of the major female charecters is pregnant and or in the case of SBOY is and has an abortion yet it's not mentioned in conversation with COAHTR until the end when Maggie fakes being Pregnant with Bricks Baby granted the stars that played the parts in the film were both Academy award nominated and lost to Susan Hayward & David Niven Respectively granted Liz Taylor had also lost the previous year to none other than her dear friend her Co star Paul Newman's then new wife Joanne Woodward and bastard isn't written on birth certificates or school enrollment papers anymore either like it was back then

Tuesday 20 July

By girlfeathers

"United States of Tara" alone is keeping its creator (DC) relevant, thank you very much. Excellent show.

Wednesday 01 September

By Bubba Nicholson

I gave the writing credit to the real screenwriter's stripper girlfriend. I provided the story and most of the key dialog for Juno. Oh well. She's pregnant, congratulations are in order. Please don't try to write anything and use the millions I made for you wisely and invest them conservatively. Buy a beauty parlor.

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