It's Tuesday, so it must be time to track down and debunk the latest report that George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis have called it quits. This time, the culprit is Grazia Magazine in Britain, which alleged Clooney kicked his Italian beauty to the curb shortly after attending the Oscars in March.

"Once again the story is made up, spread to other outlets and now denied," Clooney says in a fantastic statement to PopEater and other outlets. "But don't let facts get in the way of a good story."