Kate Gosselin Declares Book War on Sarah Palin

By Rob Shuter Posted Apr 8th 2010 02:00AM

While time will tell if Kate Gosselin is going to be a 'Dancing' queen, the octomom extraordinaire is looking to be king of the publishing world, and has one Alaskan in her sights. Sources who know Miss Gosselin say that Kate's main goal in releasing her new book is simple: Beat Sarah Palin. Be careful, Kate -- that's one lipstick wearing pit bull that we wouldn't want to mess with! Details on the Kate-Sarah war, plus scoop on Jen Aniston pregnancy rumors and more, after the jump!

Kate vs. Sarah in Book War

Has Kate Gosselin finally met her match? Sources tell me the mom of eight is getting ready to take on Sarah Palin with the release of her new book, 'I Just Want You To Know.'

"Kate has made it clear that her goal is to sell more books than Sarah, which she doesn't think will be that hard since Kate thought Sarah's book was dull," a friend of Kate's tells me.

Kate received over $1 million for her 500 page, eight chapter book. No, the number of chapters isn't a coincidence -- each one is a letter to each of her children.

Still, the dancing mom has her work cut out for her if she wants to beat the staggering 2.5 million copies that Sarah sold.

"Kate is very confident she will beat Sarah," an insider tells me. "Kate considers her writing a work of art. Up there with Shakespeare."

Oh, the great Bard must be dizzy from all of the rolling he's doing in his grave.

Jen Aniston Laughs Off Pregnancy Reports

Despite another tabloid announcing, "Finally, A Baby For Jen," friends of the actress tell me she is not pregnant and is not adopting.

"Jen can always tell when it's a slow news week when the media say she's pregnant again," a source close to Jen tells me. "At this point she just laughs about the lies and can't believe people actually pay for it."

Neither can we, especially when you can get all the real celebrity news on PopEater for free!

'Twins' on Board for Lohan's Dad?

Now that Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, is engaged to Jon Gosselin's ex, Kate Major, should we expect a few more little Lohan's terrorizing the world any time soon?

"If Kate wants a child, I would never deprive her of that," Poppa Lohan tells me. "But I think one is enough. I guess that's why if we do decide to have a child, Kate's hoping for twins!"

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Thursday 08 April

By download niptuck

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Hollywood and PopEater want your opinion: Michael Lohan is engaged to Jon Gosselin's ex, Kate Major. Lindsay continues her late night escapades.

By beberoni

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So. Neither one of them is interesting.

By Lori

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Kate is not a dancing queen. She's not a book queen. She's not a mother queen. She's a beatch. And she needs to go and you people need to stop giving her the attention she doesn't deserve. How bout talking about something worth talking about?

Friday 09 April

By Lisa

DITTO!!!! Thank you!! You said it better than I could have.

By vcrozas

Kate Kate Kate.... I can do anything and am wonderful...just ask ME. ME ME ME and who is taking care of kids - would it be Daddy?????? Be done with her I have been since I realiszed what a controlling, scheming witch she is ...she is indeed a master manipulater.

By geigergl

Her writing is a work of Art? She can't put a sentence together, every other word is dah, ahhh! Dancing Queen?, Let's hope this is her last week, when oh when is she going to go away???

By carl

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FOOL..She was a Registered Nurse...which means..College Educated...Do YOU have at least a GED..???

By lin

I am convinced that this woman would do anything to keep herself in the spotlight. She loves it. Her crap about doing everything for the kids is just that, CRAP. The reason Kate keeps working is because she wants that lifestyle and the million dollar mansion. I'm sorry..I forgot...the home was bought just for the kids. If she had half a brain she would realize that the kids could care less about that house. All they really want is love and approval from their parents. They won't find that with either Jon or Kate. I wonder what her plan is after her 15 minutes is up. How will she afford this lifestyle then? The very thought of her new book is ridiculous. Why would she publish such nonsense? To make a buck of course she'll go on her book signing tours with the fake smile and pretend to love her fans. She has no use for them or anyone else in her life. The only one she loves is herself. Pathetic.

By Roe

Kate calls herself a good mother , yea right the only thing Kate worries about is herself and money ..She is a terrible dancer yet she is still there , who is voting for her ? Get her off . She is a nasty woman .

By VALERIE & BOB

Kate should go home and take care of her children. She can't dance!

By Maggie

Why would anyone even be remotely interested in what Kate has to say in a book? Who cares? Get her off that show because watching her dance is a joke. And Kate, please stop scowling when your picture is taken...you know you love the attention. They are making you money because without them you would be back home taking care of your kids...and everyone knows how much you would hate that! Your 15 minutes should have been over long ago.

By DEE

I agree with all of you. She is one manipulative person.
I wonder who the hell she thinks she is?

Believe it or not, she does have a lot of people on her side.
Thats who is voting for her. People should be voting
on her dancing not for anything else.

When,When, is she going to go away? I hope its next week

By MIchael Mc Manus

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Idiot Number 1, Palin the quitter, had a ghose writer. Remember she is the person that cannot remember the talking points of a speech. SHe had to write them in crayon on her hand. Idiot Number 2 is Kate. A no talent, reality show cultivated diva. Two idiots that really believe America supports them.

By acasar123

I can't believe a publisher paid her a million bucks to write a book! Kate Gosselin is the latest and perhaps most notable example of the genius of Andy Warhol's prophecy about fame. In her case, I only wish that he predicted something significantly less than fifteen minutes.

By marcy

If her children are so precious, why are you publishing PRIVATE letters to them? Once again, pimping your kids for your benefit, and trying to sell yourself as a "regular mom"...Regular moms keep their relationships with their children private. She has no morals, and one day these kids will turn on her for marketing them for her benefit...and she STILL will accept no blame.

By roB SHUTER

i think kate has gone and lost her mind!

By Ryan

Actually, I think Palin's a bit more intellectually deficient than Gosselin. Both of them had ghost writers. And you should, too, if your vocabulary, spelling, and punctuation are apt indicators :)

By honey

Absolutely no way twit Gosselin will beat Sarah Palin. Palin's book was number one BEFORE it was even released! And of course twit Gosselin would find it dull. It's not a picture book.

I pray for her offspring; parents like they have, they don't stand a chance.

By Brad

Kate and Sarah! The Battle of the Pea Brains! Who would want to read either book?

By sandy-jack

I don't believe how much you people hate Kate. She has 8 children and is making money while she can for her children. Palin, on the other hand, was an unknown from Alaska and surely not vetted, and ran as VP. She didn't win and she never got over it. Now she wants to destroy our government while making a ton of money, while the rest of us suffer. I would take Kate anyday than sister Sarah!

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