Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

By Caitlin McCormack Posted Apr 10th 2010 06:24AM

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement.

But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect, and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they intended to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

This week: Ricky Gervais shares his thoughts on fat Americans, Sara Rue talks about her 'humansportsbra' invention, Chelsea Handler takes a swing at alleged Jesse James mistress Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, and Kirstie Alley discusses the joys of weight gain, plus more!

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Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

They know what they're doing. They know what's making them fat. It's all the pies. They know that. If you go, all those pies are fattening, they're not going to go, 'Oh really? I thought it was all the jogging that makes you fat.' It's a choice. Fat people don't get fat behind their own back... they know why they're fat and they like it.
-Ricky Gervais shares his thoughts on fat Americans.

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Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

On one hand, it was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun.
-Kirstie Alley talks about the joys of getting fat.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb b---h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead - and probably Jesse James' balls. So shut your face.
-Chelsea Handler fires back at Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, one of Jesse James' alleged mistresses.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

I am tired of sports bras. I am gonna hire two assistants to jog next to me and support 'the ladies' by hand... My fiance said he was OK with my 'humansportsbra' idea as long as he picks who the humans are... so send your pics and resumes to him.
-Sara Rue has an idea to replace the traditional sports bra.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

I just decided, if anybody is going to [poop] on me it would be my kids. That is real love, man. It's like, 'How do you produce this much doodoo?'"
-Usher Raymond on having kids.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. I'm not talking about going all the way - I wasn't doing that in high school! I'd have boyfriends and then spring break would come around and I'd be a little bit naughty.
-Fergie talks about her former wild relationship ways.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

I love the whole old-school promiscuous Oscar Wilde freak show of what 'being gay' once was.
-Rufus Wainwright on why he wasn't a big supporter of gay marriage before meeting current long-term partner, Jorn Weisbrodt.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

Oh, I had to work hard to get it like this, but now I'm here it's so great because I don't have to think about it. I can just enjoy life. What a relief is that. I can eat what I want, as long as I exercise, which is just as well, because if I put the word' diet' into my brain, I immediately gain a stone.
-Gwyneth Paltrow on her weight loss success.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

She usually wins. She's a very good arguer. She always makes good solid points, and I just nod and agree.
-Kevin Bacon on arguments with his wife.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010

I'm probably more comfortable with myself now, probably not leading with my libido quite as strongly.
-Michael Douglas discusses how growing older has helped him.

Quips & Quotes: April 10, 2010