Larry King Divorce

Pop-Ed: This has been a doozy of a month when it comes to Hollywood romance. Recently though, the people and couples involved have had storied pasts that involve impossibly high numbers of either marriages or children. So, with all the talk in recent years about the sanctity of marriage and such (Massive Disclaimer: This is not a political article. At all), it feels apropos to dig into the ridiculousness that's been going on lately and call it like we see it. Essentially, we've come to the conclusion that in order to protect the sanctity of marriage given the current legal situation, the following needs to be enforced: If you have been married five times, you should not be allowed to marry again. Similarly, if you have five or more children, you should not be allowed to divorce. Agree? Totally disagree and hate me? Hear me out after the jump.