Steven Seagal's mysterious past used to be kind of cool. Now it's seems a lot more sinister. We know he's hard to kill. We also know that he's above the law; he has been marked for death; he's been under siege (twice!); and, if you believe the title of his next film, he's also born to raise hell. But, really, what do we know about the man accused of hiring a woman to be his unwilling -- on call at all times -- sex partner? And now, what of the stories Jenny McCarthy tells about an audition gone horribly awry? Actually, we don't know a whole lot about Mr. Seagal, but after the jump, we break down his recent headlines.