Kate Gosselin Eyeing Jeff Goldblum, The Hoff?

By Rob Shuter Posted Apr 22nd 2010 03:23AM

We all know that Kate Gosselin is single thanks to her all-too-public divorce, but aside from random rumors she and her bodyguard had a fling going on, she's been mostly inactive on the dating circuit. Now, however, my sources tell me she wants a piece of 'The Fly' himself -- Jeff Goldblum. What?! Yes, I know, it's crazy, but find out the details ... after the jump!

Kate Gosselin's New Crush

Kate Gosselin is ready to start dating again, but this time she is only interested in dating Hollywood celebrities. She already has her eye on one in particular, Mr. Jeff Goldblum.

"Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea," Kate's pal tells me. "When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff."

Oh, Kate! You had just won me back with your tears when you left 'Dancing With the Stars,' and now this? It's never a dull moment with you. While Mr. Goldblum doesn't seem like too much of a hassle, we think The Hoff might be a handful along with your eight little ones!

Tiger's Handlers Angry He's Out Partying

Sources close to Tiger Woods tell me that they are "mad as hell" that the troubled golfer thought it would be a good idea to attend a Nickelback concert and party backstage while his wife Elin and the couple's two young children took off for Sweden.

"Everyone around team Tiger has been working 24/7 to regain control of his image. Everything from carefully releasing pictures of him jogging to staging a press conference for his return to playing golf. No detail was too small to be overlooked," an insider tells me. "Then after all that work and planning, Tiger decides that he must attend a concert by his favorite band and dance backstage while his wife is away. It's a disaster. Everyone is at the point of giving up trying to help him."

I'm not sure how many more chances Tiger is going to get. We already know the man doesn't have the best judgment, but Nickelback? This just makes me think even less of the troubled golfer. I would understand if it were Bon Jovi ... but Nickelback? Really?

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Tags: david hasselhoff, jeff goldblum, kate gosselin

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By Linda

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Be sure NOT to watch Regis & Kelly on Friday. Kate Gosselin will again be attempting to dance with her DWTS partner. Too painful for me.

By dal0506

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What is your problem with Nickelback, get a grip man....

By GoAwayKhate

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I can't believe the author of this article, or anyone else for that matter, fell for Khate's fake tears. Her tissues never even gets damp while she continutes to dab at her eyes. No redness of the eyes, nose...

Tick, tock, tick, tock....... are her 15 minutes up yet???

By S Garey

Who cares what this no-talent witch does, anyway? She is NOT a star. She is a housewife and mother who, somehow, got on a phony "reality" show and took full advantage of it. I'm the same as she is, so why isn't anybody beating a path to my door to make ME a star? I'm better looking, too!

By Jennifer

never happen.. Jeff Goldblum only dates YOUNG girls.. He dated my next door neighbor she was 21 he was 54

By spike

I can't believe all of you wasting your time speaking of such unimportant and irrelevant crap! There are more important things going on in this world like how is octomom going to make her mortgage payments?!

By Johnny Boy

Oh Man" She's ugly...Gosh look at her face she has a long fricken face that she looks like a horse,,,But hey if I was a celebrity I wouldn't not date her. She looks like she is a gold digger...I guess she is looking for a daddy.. Dammmmm Kate GO HOME.....You Horse HE HAW HE HAW

By Jon

Well when you have 8 kids to feed and no talent or job,of course you gonna wanna leach onto some famous celebrity..And if all goes well for Kate,he will get her pregnant,she will claim he cheated then go for half his money..And then its back for another try at dancing with the stars.

Kate just needs to put up an ad saying "RICH SUGAR DADDY WANTED"

By funzilla

Remember the way she used to talk to her husband on the show? She elevated nagging to a torturous art form; I would have divorced her too! And now she thinks she can just pick and choose among Hollywood celebrities like picking fruit at the market? Can you imagine her talking to Jeff Goldbum like that?? Surely no one with any self respect is going to give her the time of day. We need to cease giving her our attention too, because she needs to go away. Badly. In the name of decency, just please Kate, go away!!

By Poaha

Yes indeed you are right or as I put it,,,she is a ball buster. She turned Jon into what he is today. She was deliberate in her choice, took a kid that she felt she could mold to her image, I think that she planned the litter of kids as well...for the chance of being famous and rich(?) I honestly think that she does not give a hoot about the kids...they are a means to an end for her. I also think that her little rainbow world is about to crash and she is grasping at straws to try to save herself. I don't know how anyone can say for certain that she is a "good person" doing the "best that she can" and "taking care of her kids." As a mom and grandma, she really makes me sick to my stomach..

By Sparrow

Gee, if I follow Kate's reasoning, I should head out to Hollywood and snag, oh, Johny Depp. I've been depressed and he would make my life so much better, except for the fact that he has a partner and two children. Reality check needed for Kate, please.

By vicki

OMG... Tell whoever she is interested in to run for the hills and don't look back.. Can you imagine what she would be like? Just like she was on the show... nag nag nag.... control freak to boot... She's nasty.. needs to be with her kids....

By Adrianne

I think this story is made up. I just saw her say that she's married to her children and that's she not interested in dating right now.

By nancy

Jeff Goldblum is a very intelligent man, a genius in fact. The ONLY reason he would see kate would be in a scientific way, ie. to study the lifespan of a madwoman, like scientists study fruit flies. Kate, your high opinion of yourself constantly amazes me. You are a nothing, from nowhere, whose only claim to fame is having eight babies. And just as your family has turned on you (despite your feigned hurt and nonunderstanding of why), your children will turn on you for using them to YOUR advantage. You really are a hateful and harmful person.

By Trishaaa

When I see Kate Gosselin I see a depressed woman. One who is tired, and hasn't caught up with who she truly is. She is grasping at life trying to make ends meet for herself and her family....So to those of you who have never been through divorce, or had a large family...you see things differently...I wish Kate peace and happiness for her and her family....there is life after divorce....

By JH

This is a reply to Vomitous. Her name is Kate Gosselin, not Kate Walsh.

By Lori

Stepford wife?

By BECKIE EVANS

KATE IS A GOOD PERSON THROWN INTO THIS CRAP BY JON WHO IS SO STARRY EYED AND STUPID HE THOUGHT HE COULD STEP INTO HOLLYWOOD AND PEOPLE WOULD GIVE HIM LOADS OF MONEY AND NEVER STOPPED TO QUESTION...WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By rob shuter

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KATE IS REALLY A GOOD PERSON IT SEEMS. SHE CRIES A LOT SHOWING THAT SHE IS SCARED AND HAS TO PROVIDE FOR HER CHILDREN ALONE. JON SURE AS HELL DOESN'T DO IT. MR. MOVIE STAR OR SO HE THOUGHT.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO REMEMBER SHE CARRIED THOSE CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS, IT IS HER HORMONES GOING RAMPANT AND EVERYONE HAS THEIR ANSWER FOR HER. YOU STUPID PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY YOUNGER WOMEN WHO HAVE YET TO GO THROUGH HORMONAL CHANGE AND THAT MANY SMALL INDIVIDUALS LOOKING UP TO YOU TO PROVIDE THE MONEY AND THEN GO THROUGH WHAT SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH.GROW THE HELL UP PEOPLE.

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