Nicole Kidman, Ready to Serve You - Fashion Police: Week of April 26

By Chris Jancelewicz Posted Apr 26th 2010 02:54AM

From Angelina Jolie's maternal instincts to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater Canada brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

This week, we decided to take the sorta-moral high ground by not mining the ripe red carpets of the Academy of Country Music Awards, which is normally like shooting fish in barrel when it comes to fashion. We only took a couple outfits from there, including our leading lady, Nicole Kidman, who's apparently ready to serve your table. We also feature the return of Ms. Jennifer Lopez to the carpets of Hollywood.

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Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Nicole Kidman
It seems that Nicole has reverted back to her 90s hairstyle and 90s hair colour, so it only makes sense that her tuxedo dress match the decade. And why not mix it up with some hooker shoes?

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Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Jennifer Lopez
J.Lo's been out of the spotlight for a while, raising her twins instead of basking in the glow of Hollywood. It's a tad unfortunate she chose this one-shouldered, fish-scaly number for her first night back. But it's not all bad -- at least she's Skeletor-less in this pic.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Paris Hilton
Dare we say it? Paris actually looks sorta hot in this outfit. Maybe breaking up with that guy was a good call. Now if only we could do something about those dead eyes.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Dita Von Teese
We've never seen someone fluctuate so much between madonna and whore in our lives. One day she's a risque burlesque star, the next she's a housewife gone crazy. To be frank, all this inconsistency is starting to make us lose interest in her schtick.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Julianne Hough
In her rush to get to the Academy of Country Music Awards, it appears Julianne tripped and fell in her kitchen, landing on a baking pan. Sadly, this dress is only half-baked.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Sarah Jessica Parker
Interesting ensemble, Sarah. It's weird how some stars confuse messy and lazy for avant-garde.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Nikki Hilton
Nikki, that piece of nautical fabric's falling off! Seriously, the one-shoulder thing is so played out, especially when it's now being used on t-shirts.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Nicole Richie
When Nicole peeled herself off the couch to attend this event, she neglected to leave that ratty blanket at home. Either that, or she's paging her inner Geisha.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Heidi Klum
This woman has had like 400 kids, and look at her! Stunning until her last breath.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26

Ashley Olsen
Hammer pants rolled up, combined with a mucous-colored sweater. Great combo. We sincerely hope she's just going to the corner store.

Fashion Police: Week of April 26