The Red Menace: Pop Culture Hates On Carrot Tops

In news that will come as a relief to the people of New Jersey, pop culture has found a new tribe to pick on. The latest unlucky victims are redheads, who have had a spectacularly rough couple of months.
This week, Anglo-Sri Lankan rapper M.I.A. caused a stir with a nine-minute video (since banned from YouTube) for her song '
Born Free,' which shows ginger-topped unfortunates being rounded up by American police. Any sense that this might be a light-hearted satire of actual ethnic persecution is swiftly dashed by a graphic scene in which a young boy is shot through the skull. That is quickly followed by a guy getting blown up by a landmine, and then a guy is beaten to death.
This attack on redheadedness comes only a few days after a bizarre Australian public service advertisement went viral on the Internet. Called '
Don't Be A D***head' (as an Aussie myself, I can tell you that we are not an artful people), the commercial shows a cherry-colored couple in bed while the voice-over warns, "Every time you use your mobile phone while driving, Gingers get fresh."
The strange message is that distracted driving will cause redheads to breed -- and clearly, we don't want that.
Accent aficionados will notice that Australians use the British pronunciation of "Ginger," a schoolyard insult, so that it rhymes with "wing-er" rather than "binge-er." While redheads everywhere might face problems on the playground, it is in Britain and its Commonwealth off-shoots that "Gingers" seem to face the most persecution. (The fact that Britain has a tall, blonde heir to the throne in Prince William -- whose also-ran brother Prince Harry is a hard-partying redhead with a taste for trashy girlfriends -- only reinforces the stereotype.)
It is an iron law of spurious journalism that there must be three examples of any phenomenon to confirm a trend, so let us also raise the specter of
Conan O'Brien's recent firing from '
The Tonight Show.' To fans of "Team Coco," NBC boss Jeff Zucker shot that carrot-topped comic through the skull, just like the kid in 'Born Free.'
Speaking of which!
PopEater reached out to America's most famous redhead, the entertainer
Carrot Top, for the final word on this burgeoning social problem.
On vacation in Florida, he e-mailed: "I had a woman stop me [in] the elevator the other day. She said she had seen a story that the redhead population was on its way to becoming extinct. She looked at me and said, 'Why do you think that is?' I said, 'Because nobody is having sex with us!'"
It's jokes like that, Mr. Top, that get you guys in trouble in the first place.
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WHAT?! I love every redhead in Harry Potter. Rupert, Bonnie, the Phelps twins, etc. I love the Gingers!
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I don't get this one. Red heads are awesome...
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Can't wait to see how many boneheads respond to this article saying redheads deserve to be hated.
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not sure what u guys r talking about b/c redheads are super hot!!!!!!!!
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I have been picked on all my life for having red hair. I am glad my hair is finally turning gray.
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I am a red head and people are always telling me how much they love my hair color...I would never change it....PROUD TO BE A RED HEAD!!
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People are just jealous.
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whats wrong with red-heads? i have red hair.i also have tons of friends. nobody has ever hated me (that i know of). i'm very likeable. this guys got a screw lose, or maybe he's jealous of red-heads and has decided that if he can't be one, then no one can.
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Um, cuz you're all ugly lmao
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Carrot top isn't about being a red head. I love red heads. He is just one odd looking dude. Don't hate him just find myself staring at his pic trying to take it all in and figure out what happened. I'm guessing plastic surgery or botox?
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Just look at color photographs of actresses Maureen O'hara and Rita Hayworth when they were at the height of their stardom. Two of the most beautiful women in the world and they were both redheads.
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This article is so wrong!!! Redheads are beautiful people!!! I've dated several in my lifetime. I LOVE firecrotch women!!!
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We are Gingers.... And we are uniting to take over the world...
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Two words. Christina Hendricks
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i thing the use of red heads and calling them "gingers" is a metaphor for humans who do not look like others, and get picked on for being different. it has nothing to do with the red hair. it's like in south park, being a ginger is not a good thing.
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Clearing it up: Redheaded women....HOT. Redheaded men....NOT. Or at least that's how society treats us. It is very unfair.
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With a name like Bob the Wimp,it may not be your hair that women dislike.
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I am a redheaded woman & I ADORE redheaded men unless they are ugly or abusive!!!
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