Kim Kardashian Didn't Cause Burrito Stink On a Plane

By Bryan Alexander Posted Apr 30th 2010 01:04AM

As the old burrito saying goes -- whomever smelt it, imagined it.

Okay, maybe that's not really a saying, but it's what Kim Kardashian is insisting after media reports that her "giant burrito" made a recent first class flight "odoriferous." Kardashian has attempted to clear the air on her personal blog.

"This never happened and these quotes made me laugh," she wrote. "This is just hysterical."

"It baffles me that someone actually came up with this."

The Enquirer story in question quotes a "High-in-the-Sky-Spy" and states that Kardashian made the first class section smell "like a Mexican bean factory." Someone even allegedly barked about it to a stewardess, and then everyone "quietly cranked their air ducts on full blast" after the offending item was disposed of. That's how bad the stank was.

Kardashian's defense is pretty airtight, though: 1) She "absolutely hate(s) burritos" and 2) She has never brought "Mexican food on a plane."

Case closed on this -- unless someone brings security footage of Kardashian happily enjoying a burrito or lugging Taco Bell onto a plane.

But the mystery remains -- who brought the odoriferous burrito on the LAX flight that was so putrid that people hallucinated seeing reality star Kim Kardashian?

Tags: burrito stink, burritos that kill, death by burrito smell, killer burrito smell

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Friday 30 April

By sandy

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I think it was Paris Hilton

Saturday 01 May

By BTDT

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Maybe it wasn't her after all.
The sky-cap kissed her hand and asked if she had tuna for lunch.

Sunday 02 May

By themeeker

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Oh, it was her alright. She's so scanky I can smell her over the tv. I can't imagine being stuck on a plane with her.

By realityhog

It was so Khloe. She's a beast

By domideme

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no one would confuse khloe and kim, they're like 30 pounds and ten levels of hotness aprt

By Da

All those beans in Burritos cause alot of gas. She couldn't help it.

By Mike

Take off the ten pounds of makeup and you wouldn't give Kim a second look. All that makeup could make a 300 pound NFL lineman look like a star. What a farce.

By Tiffy

No wonder Calabasas, CA smells like a mix of sour kraut and rotten eggs. All along we thought it was because they built the town over Rockedyne's old toxic land fill.

By dash

Who cares about the skanky broad?

By Pancho

Burrito stink??? You racist pendejos-burritos smell good.

By Diana

If shes saying it wasnt her, then it was her. If she didnt stink up the plane, why is she writing about NOT stinking up the plane? Because shes guilty, of stinking up the plane. I believe the opposite of what these kinds of people say, they seldom ever tell the truth about anything.

By questiontime

Diana, by that logic. If I said you had the smelly burrito, then it must be correct. So mystery solved.

By Trudy

She would stink up anything regardless if a burrito was involved. Please pop-eater: can you talk about anyone else but the kardashians for once? I mean they dont give your site any credibility and in fact I would bet that they hurt your site more than help. Worthless group of skank ho's ever.

By Josie T. Pena

Did you ever think that maybe she ate some food from whatever country her family is from (Kardasian)....maybe those BIG BERTHA BUTT CHEEKS just couldn't hold it in any longer. NOT ONLY MEXICAN FOOD GIVES PEOPLE GAS........ALL MIXTURES OF ANY KIND OF FOOD CAN MAKE FOR SOME BAD SMELLING GAS......EVEN FROM A KARDASHIAN'S BIG BUTT!

By Helen

Everyone knows it wasn't the burrito. What trash she and her family are.

By tymberwolfe

werent the kardashions that rude smelly race of folks on star trek next generation???,,i think it was that goofy redhead conan smelled up the flight

By taxocrat

These people all think their bleep doesn't bleep.

yean pancho leave it to a mex to start that racist crap. the blacks will get mad at you,,thats thier word ya silly boy

By Rose

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I really believe that jealousy will get you nowhere. I think that Kim is a beautiful, hard working and successful young lady.
Stop hating on The Kardashians because they're all attractive and successful. P.S. Guess what? They're human. DUH!!!!!

By Rick

I was there it wasn't a burrito! With Kim's big behind she was in dire need of a feminine hygiene product.

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