Kim Kardashian Didn't Cause Burrito Stink On a Plane

By Bryan Alexander Posted Apr 30th 2010 01:04AM

As the old burrito saying goes -- whomever smelt it, imagined it.

Okay, maybe that's not really a saying, but it's what Kim Kardashian is insisting after media reports that her "giant burrito" made a recent first class flight "odoriferous." Kardashian has attempted to clear the air on her personal blog.

"This never happened and these quotes made me laugh," she wrote. "This is just hysterical."

"It baffles me that someone actually came up with this."

The Enquirer story in question quotes a "High-in-the-Sky-Spy" and states that Kardashian made the first class section smell "like a Mexican bean factory." Someone even allegedly barked about it to a stewardess, and then everyone "quietly cranked their air ducts on full blast" after the offending item was disposed of. That's how bad the stank was.

Kardashian's defense is pretty airtight, though: 1) She "absolutely hate(s) burritos" and 2) She has never brought "Mexican food on a plane."

Case closed on this -- unless someone brings security footage of Kardashian happily enjoying a burrito or lugging Taco Bell onto a plane.

But the mystery remains -- who brought the odoriferous burrito on the LAX flight that was so putrid that people hallucinated seeing reality star Kim Kardashian?

Tags: burrito stink, burritos that kill, death by burrito smell, killer burrito smell

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Friday 30 April

By CJ

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All I know is she used to look like a different woman before she had all that plastic surgery done.

By Carl

I agree with the person that said if she did do it she wouldn't tell anyone which means she probably did do it.

By the-man

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maybe she just let some gas out?

By bJ

No place to go down here......

By ray

it was her,what a skanky HO the entire bunch,with no makeup they are just ugly.what trailer park did they find these hookers in.

By LOL

I don't know if it happened or not but sure is freakin funny.

By Gerry

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who f***ing cares?

By sumobaba

Why would she bring anything to eat on the plane? She could BUY the freakin' plane!

By Dave

beans have a habit of doing that to a person.
her butt smelled like butt smelled like a taco.

By dave

spray some oust between her butt cheeks.

By kat

who cares about these talentless kardashian slags? people actually care what they do? what is their talent, what do they offer? nothing. move on..

By icdou007

Slow news day, maybe the perfume, Ode To The Burrito.

By Josh

Her butt is huge so she has a hard time keeping it clean. That's what was stinking up the area.

By Me

Why would anyone be jealous of stinky pants?

By Gia

How can a burrito smell so bad? Mexican food is one of the best foods on the planet next to Italian! Unless something was spoiled I think Mexican food would have smelled great. It had to have been something else and some jealous idiot is just drumming up a story. I'd rather sit next to someone eating Mexican food ANY DAY than a crying baby or a constant talker!
Sheesh, breath through your mouth and man up people. It's a smell... the planes used to stink way worse when people were allowed to smoke on them!

By d

That family is a public disgrace. They glory in their shame of fornication, cursing, and nudity. They make money off their immorality like prostitutes.

By HaHa

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You must because you read the story too.

By Augustus

This is a waste of space story!!

By Ray

What the hell is a Kardashian. Is it some kind of gadget or sex toy. Never heard of one before.

By Pogo

Maybe it was her "TACO" that stank up the place.. wouldn't suprise me.

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