
For those wondering how President Barack Obama was able to nail so many solid jokes at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Dinner, we now have the answer: His speechwriters had some help from Jon Stewart's crew.

Obama even took a swipe at the night's headliner, 'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno, saying that Leno was "the only person whose ratings fell more than mine.""Obviously, I'm most pleased that Michelle accompanied me. She doesn't always go to these things. And there are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love -- well, love and a birth certificate."
"It's been quite a year ... lots of ups, lots of downs. Except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. But that's politics, it doesn't bother me. Besides, I happen to know my approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth."
"The Jonas Brothers are here ... Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But, boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you -- predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I'm joking."
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I USED to think Bush was one of the worst presidents we have ever had......then came Obama. He and his wife shame America with their words and actions. I'd even take Bush back.
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Cause your in idiot, and probably some redneck trailer trash thats never been outside your county let alone out of the country. Bush was a disgrace and sh*t'ed on our country. It's gonna take 10 years to get back to where we were genius.
You can have him. If you think that this country was better off with the greatest bush_hitter ever; then you have some serious character flaws. Only pigs love waddlin in shyt. So, jump back in the pen and cover yo'self in the stink the (g.o.p.)grand ol posturers left us in. Maybe,just maybe they'll give you some crumbs to keep you happy.
Biggest bulls**t artist ever - and 40%+ of the 'mericans still lick it up. Have fun on the road to socialism, then totalitarianism, kiddies.
And Mrs. O looks just like the salt vampire on the original Star Trek. Google the image - you know I'm right.
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This mess that our country is in has been in the making for decades. I respect this president for working so incredibly hard,as he is dealing with 2 wars, major legislative reforms (that congress has neglected for years) major unemployment,
budget and deficit issues. At least the economy is starting to turn around! American's can have such a short memory, and suffer from big-time impatience! These things are not a quick-fix,but in time it all changes. I can at least sleep at night because I know there is a really hard-working, smart and even tempered leader at the helm.And he is great at delivering jokes. We all need a little dose of laughter in difficult times.
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No WONDER his jokes were so much better than Leno's!!!
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