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Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
...#BOING Mother F%*kers #BOING Mother F%*kers #BOING!!!#BOING #BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING!!! (B^P
-Jim Carrey's Twitter response to critics saying he's lost his mind.
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Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
...#BOING Mother F%*kers #BOING Mother F%*kers #BOING!!!#BOING #BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING#BOING!!! (B^P
-Jim Carrey's Twitter response to critics saying he's lost his mind.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
When I see somebody like Gaga, I sit back in admiration. I'm inspired to pick up the torch again myself. I did an interview with her once, and she showed up with a sculpture on her head. I thought, How awesome. Being around her, I felt like the dust was shaken off of me. I find it very comforting to sit next to somebody and not have to worry that I look like the freak. She isn't a pop act, she is a performance artist. She herself is the art. She is the sculpture.
-Cyndi Lauper talks about her admiration for Lady Gaga.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
It's too much. It's kind of a slap in the face, it's not the way to handle it...Nobody but the Nazis ever asked anybody for their papers. Walking down the street, a cop can come up to you and say 'May I see your papers?' - I think they should be required to ask that question in German if the law sticks around.
-Seth MacFarlane addresses Arizona's newly passed anti-immigration law.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
You get a lot of criticism out in the world or on the internet about how you look. Fat here, fat there. Hippy this, hippy that. That has been my entire career. But never at work. No one at 'Sex And the City' has ever asked any of us four girls to lose weight. Thank God.
-Kristen Davis on the pressures of being thin in Hollywood.
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My son has not been sober for this length of time since he was 13 years old.
-Michael Douglas, on why he's glad about his son Cameron's jail sentence.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
German... I don't know what that means. We don't say that in America.
-When an interviewer told him his last name meant 'basketball' in German, Justin Bieber didn't quite understand.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
He's got a fire under his ass, that's for sure. A bee in his bonnet.
-Madonna, on ex-husband Sean Penn's work in Haiti.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
My theory is, the movie business retires you. There won't be any fanfare or announcement. I'll just fade away like the old soldier I am.
-Michael Caine on when he'll retire.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
This is not the first bomb I've experienced.
-George Clooney jokes about the fact divers found a bomb in the water of his home on Lake Como, Italy.
Quips & Quotes: May 8, 2010
I rap really well. I can sound like Lil Wayne or Ludacris. I'm dead serious... I can spit!
-Ryan Phillippe on his secret talent.
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I just wanted to say that where I grew up that a marriage is sacred. Sandra, you are one of the good ones. Jess, you blew it man. It is too bad I saw you on tv with your wife when she was getting an award just before all of this happened and when she was talking about you it looked like you were going to fall apart. It is too bad that having such a beautiful wife at home was not enough. What were you thinking man? You have embarrased her and insulted her. For this you should just try and redeme yourself and just try to be a good dad, and never forget how much you have hurt Sandra. Sandra, We all love and support you and think not only of you as an actree, but a person first and good luck with your new start in life.
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When I was watching for a moment living color that i kind of had a idea that pressure from sciences.
remember you don't have to react more thaen you want to physically to any verbal or networked signal.
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Huh?
Go Jim go!
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JIM CAREY NEVER WAS ANYTHING BUT A JERRY LEWIS WANNA BE.
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Take it from Wint&Kidd, You are what you eat.
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Jim is hilarious, and handsome.
I wish him all the best.
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We love you Jim. Pefferlaw North of Sutton
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BTDT
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