Peering Into Google's Celebrity Crystal Ball

By Zach Dionne Posted May 16th 2010 02:30PM

In the age of autocorrect and predictive text, Google is the master of nudging us in the right direction -- the direction we never knew we wanted to go 'til we realized a bazillion others have Googled it.

Being poppy and culturey, we applied this technique to celebrities. We learned a great many things, some disconcerting, some revelatory, some questionable. Read on to see what Google's crystal ball suggests Betty White hates, Oprah loves and Miley Cyrus wants.

Note: These results have not been tampered with. They are the actual order of importance ranked by Google for this writer's searches.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't say anything you can't take back, Google.

Now we're getting to the good stuff.

More than anything? The very first thing Oprah loves is Denmark?

Miley wants a slice of pie with a nice dollop of rebellion.

Ouch. Sounds like Google's jealous Beyonce didn't put a ring on it.

Alright. Bret Michaels does have a baby -- two, actually. And yes, he rocks, but yes, he also has fake hair. Teach us more, Google!

Ah, and we end our lesson in irrefutable fact: The Biebz was, in fact, born.

Big thanks to AutoCompleteMe for many laughs and for inspiring this post.

For more nonsense, check out Kim Kardashian Spells "I Am a Kind Shark" and Other Awesome Celebrity Anagrams.

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Tags: britney spears, google, justin bieber, oprah

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Sunday 16 May

By Leah

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have you ever noticed that when you type "Why" the first thing that shows up is "why can't i own a canadian". i would think people would have more important things to do than researching owning a canadian.

Monday 17 May

By mintrubble71

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I have to say, Kourt's ta-tas look spectacular in that shot. Milk filled side boob- it's what's for dinner.

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