Heather Mills Goes Street Walker - Fashion Police: Week of May 17

By Chris Jancelewicz Posted May 17th 2010 02:43AM

From Angelina Jolie's maternal instincts to Madonna's desperate attempt to recapture her youth, PopEater brings you the sartorial successes and big messes from the red carpets of Hollywood.

This week, we harvest the fruit from the Young Hollywood 2010 event (mostly unripe) and venture overseas to the Cannes Film Festival, where the red carpet action is just starting to heat up.

It's great to see Heather Mills again, albeit in her worst form yet. We also have an Olsen twin being consumed by her own pants, and a French woman we've never seen before but instantly love.

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Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Heather Mills
Meet the new Heather, who has decided that street walker might be a lucrative career. Word is she's chosen the hip handle Camel Toe.

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Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Heather Mills
Meet the new Heather, who has decided that street walker might be a lucrative career. Word is she's chosen the hip handle Camel Toe.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Eva Longoria Parker
We're normally not huge fans of Eva, but we gotta say she's rocking the Cannes carpet. This dress is elegant and classy, just what should be worn at the prestigious film fest. A stunner.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Cate Blanchett
Allegedly, Alexander McQueen told Cate to wear this dress before his unfortunate death earlier this year. True to form, this McQueen creation is a stunner, both elegant and edgy. We're not sure why Cate is looking towards the sky, but we have a feeling we understand.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Kelis
Musician Kelis is slowly morphing into the second coming of Chewbacca. May the farce be with her.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Mary-Kate Olsen
We estimate that those pants are at least five sizes too big. They're slowly consuming her from the waist up.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Trace Cyrus
Man, we've never seen tattoos as clothing before. Intense.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Amber Rose
Here's Amber attending the Young Hollywood event. Maybe we're wrong, but what has Amber done in her "career" to get an invite to this thing? Personally, we can't wait for her and her obnoxious pink everything to go away.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Hofit Golan
The French certainly know how to sex things up. We've never heard of this woman before, but nous l'aimons! The dress looks painted on, and what the H is up with those shoes?? Mon dieu!

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Whitney Port
The dress itself isn't all bad, Whitney -- like the style, the cut, the way it looks on you... but the colour. Oh, the colour. We can't stop thinking of urine.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

Vanessa Hudgens
This was just one of Vanessa's many awkward poses for the night. No denying it: she's beautiful, cute even. But something just seems a bit off with the dress. We don't think she's comfortable, like maybe she's more at home in a cheerleader outfit or something.

Fashion Police: Week of May 17

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Monday 17 May

By BEATLEDONNY

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oh paul loseing this hag was the best thing that has happend for you!

By MAGOOS

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Mills has aptly slotted into a style that suits her and illuminates her craving for publicity. An absolute no talent whose only claim to fame is that shew screwed Mccartney in more ways than one. Why do we encourage these people?

By Mindy

I think we've seen this style on Heather before.....remember those German porn pics?

By Donna

LMAO,, Heather looks like shes on her way, to work on a street corner. It would take a lot of gutts for a younger girl, to wear this kind of clothes. I guess heather dont know, we know her age. And her face looks as if shes about to knock someone out !!! Heather is a mean gold digger, I hope one day she gets what she deserves.

By Alex

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Madonna does not look young, hot and sexy. She is young, hot and sexy.

By dhlep

she sure loves the media. My question is, why does the media love her?

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