Bret Michaels Suffered Brain Hemorrhage Watching 'Busty Cops 3'

By PopEater Staff Posted May 20th 2010 02:00PM

After Bret Michaels fell victim to a life-threatening brain hemorrhage, his fans had a lot of questions: Would he be okay? Would he make it to the 'Celebrity Apprentice' finale? And what softcore porn flick was he watching on TV when the hemorrhage hit?!

"I was going back and forth from 'SportsCenter' to 'Busty Cops 3,'" Michaels tells Rolling Stone. "Maybe that's what did it!"

"If big-breasted women in skimpy outfits or less actually pose a health hazard to Michaels," quipped NBC Bay Area, "he will need to make major lifestyle adjustments." The writer refers, of course, to the 47-year-old Poison frontman's much-televised taste in women and promiscuity made famous on VH1's 'Rock of Love.'

PopEater couldn't track down a copy of 'Busty Cops 3' (without losing our jobs), but here's an Amazon link to the film's predecessor, 'Busty Cops 2.'

Michaels tells Rolling Stone his recovery playlist is packed with Aerosmith, AC/DC and Kiss, adding he heard 'American Pie' and was creeped out by Don McLean's "this'll be the day that I die" line. "I get chills just thinking about it," Michaels says.

The singer went on 'Oprah' yesterday and spoke about the hemorrhage: "It sounded like a small handgun went off in the back of my head. They call it a thunderclap, and I've never instantaneously had a headache like that in my entire life. The word's not even a headache. It's like a migraine times 10," he said.

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Thursday 20 May

By sleepyhead

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Hahahahahahaha! A porno named Busty Cops made him have a brain hem ( can't spell the word )?! Oh Dear God, that's what did it? Yeah right, a weakened blood vessel probably from birth did it.

By Richie Rich

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the word "hemorrhage" is in the article - jeez

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By carla ford

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How much longer do we have to read articles on this guy re-living his near death experience like he thinks it's going to be made into a motion picture or something? Who cares what tv show your were watching at the time? He's gonna milk this for all it's worth.

He was a rocker in the 80's with tons of girls hanging around him and groupies, and sex and rock n roll, smoking, drinking, probably a hard life, sex tape scandal with Pam Anderson, so on, geez pick something that could've lead up to this. ( Or a childhood accident, birth defect too )

By pnut166

You cared enough to click this link, dummy !

By gobluespartyon

Then don't click the headline and just ignore it that easy. Do As I Say Not As I Do.

By Jules

Bret is an awesome man. How dare you haters say nasty things about him.

Yes he's a nice guy. Did you know him in the 80's? And I said nothing nasty or mean about him just truths.

By kelly

Hey bonehead, that was Tommy Lee who made a sex tape with Pamela Anderson not Bret Michaels.

By BlackDiamond

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Hey bonehead, Bret made one with her, too.

By Julie

Wasn't talking to you sleepyhead...I was referring to Carla.

By Pat4Him

Now that's justice!

By Beckie

OMG ... so what if he was watching porn? A lot of adults do. If porn caused a brain hemmorhage the hospitals would be full!!!

By srsnakes

Get well Bret. It was probably the sports channel.

By theatrex

OK, finally I see who this guy who is getting all the publicity is....front man for Poison. Didn't care about him/them way back when either.

At least Bret is getting better I hope he win Celeb Apprentice.

By Me

I love Brett, I'm glad he's ok and I hope he wins The Apprentice! I don't care what he did in the 80s, big deal. No one's perfect and you shouldn't make judgements.

By RokR

I think the bandana on his head was too tight - THAT is what caused the hemorrhage...

By TOM

I think when the Doctor droped you at birth - THAT is when you became Dumb.

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