Bret Michaels Suffered Brain Hemorrhage Watching 'Busty Cops 3'

By PopEater Staff Posted May 20th 2010 02:00PM

After Bret Michaels fell victim to a life-threatening brain hemorrhage, his fans had a lot of questions: Would he be okay? Would he make it to the 'Celebrity Apprentice' finale? And what softcore porn flick was he watching on TV when the hemorrhage hit?!

"I was going back and forth from 'SportsCenter' to 'Busty Cops 3,'" Michaels tells Rolling Stone. "Maybe that's what did it!"

"If big-breasted women in skimpy outfits or less actually pose a health hazard to Michaels," quipped NBC Bay Area, "he will need to make major lifestyle adjustments." The writer refers, of course, to the 47-year-old Poison frontman's much-televised taste in women and promiscuity made famous on VH1's 'Rock of Love.'

PopEater couldn't track down a copy of 'Busty Cops 3' (without losing our jobs), but here's an Amazon link to the film's predecessor, 'Busty Cops 2.'

Michaels tells Rolling Stone his recovery playlist is packed with Aerosmith, AC/DC and Kiss, adding he heard 'American Pie' and was creeped out by Don McLean's "this'll be the day that I die" line. "I get chills just thinking about it," Michaels says.

The singer went on 'Oprah' yesterday and spoke about the hemorrhage: "It sounded like a small handgun went off in the back of my head. They call it a thunderclap, and I've never instantaneously had a headache like that in my entire life. The word's not even a headache. It's like a migraine times 10," he said.

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Thursday 20 May

By marie

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i like bret..think he is gorgeous..maybe he was given a warning and a second chance at life..maybe he should straighten up

By hello lana

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He should slow down but he said he was going on tour as soon as possible, I do not understand, he has tons of money so it must be his ego wanting to get back, so sad for his kids.

By TJ

Gee, I wonder if his daughters were watching porn with him? What a horrible example he is setting for them. If his daughters don't grow up to be porn stars/groopies/junkies I will be surprised. He is not a father-he is nothing but a baby daddy/dirty old man. Brett please clean up your act!

By TomT

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Now this is just too funny ..At least Bret admits he watches this stuff... A lot of men hide it or deny it.You go Bret !!!!!!

By anastasia

get well soon, glad you made it most people die from that crap! peace, love, rock n roll!

By usermisty618

Bret Michaels is one of those people who can't stand to be out of the spotlight. His music career is washed up, so now he is on to reality tv. He needs to realize that we all know he is bald as a qball under that bandana, throw out the guyliner, and step into the 21st century if he wants to ever be relevant again.

By LARRY

CHILL OUT !

By robo

The fool musta been strokin it pretty hard to blow a blood vessel.LOLOLOL

By johnny

i AM A SEX ADDICT I WATCH PORN EVERY NIGHT NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN

Friday 21 May

By kittyfriskywhiskers

You have to first have a brain, in order to have anything "wrong" with it. Most people (men) who live the hedonistic life and have the morals of an alley cat in heat suffer from this malady.

Rock on Bret !

By JBaer

(insert punch line here)

Saturday 22 May

By Apostate

I'm a little confused: Was it THAT good-or that bad?

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